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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:12 pm 
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I like smelling Riku, she hugs good

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I can hug guys and think nothing of it.

But when I hug a girl, I hold on tight and I don't want it to end.


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I don't hug.

I have received 4 hugs from someone other than family since I turned 13.

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I have a very punchable face. Like seriously, if you were to see my face, I am 100% certain you would break out into a fit of uncontrollable rage and punch me. Right in the face. It's that bad. I can't even look at my own reflection D=

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I'm really a duck.

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This is for you King Ghidorah....


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Captain Narwhal wrote:
I have a very punchable face. Like seriously, if you were to see my face, I am 100% certain you would break out into a fit of uncontrollable rage and punch me. Right in the face. It's that bad. I can't even look at my own reflection D=


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Were you attacked by a grue?


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Reubo wrote:
Captain Narwhal wrote:
I have a very punchable face. Like seriously, if you were to see my face, I am 100% certain you would break out into a fit of uncontrollable rage and punch me. Right in the face. It's that bad. I can't even look at my own reflection D=


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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), I'm not very photogenic, so I tend not to take pictures. Which is a good thing, considering I'm sure the photographer would punch me.

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Were you attacked by a grue?


I wouldn't doubt it. I have trouble remember anything that happened before I was 5, and I'm sure it was due to a traumatic attack from a Grue that disfigured my face.

Or something. I dunno.

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Man. That's harsh.


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If it's any consolation, I wouldn't punch you in the face.

Mostly because there's a giant narwhal 'horn' jutting out of it, but you know. It's the thought that counts.

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narwhal horns are bendy


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I was trying to come up with a comeback but the only thing I thought of is really stupid.

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no! it was funny, i promise


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narwhal horns are bendy

So is your mother.
In bed.




Yeah, I got nothing...

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"So's a boner, but you don't wanna bend that now do you?"

IT'S NOT FUNNY. :'C

I'm always making dick jokes.

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