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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:17 pm 
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How do I join the Alliance?


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Zink wrote:
How do I join the Alliance?

This

Plus, I am somewhat confused :/

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Oh wait I figured it out.

Go to "edit my nation" on the side-thingy, and then select "specify other" under the Alliance category and type in "Awkward Zombie".


Yes I know I am terrible at explaining things shut up.


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I'll stick with NationStates because it's simpler and doesn't seem to require nearly as much dedication.


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Maaan, thats the reason I joined CyberNations. With NationStates it was kinda boring when all you did was just choose an issue. I like it more complex, but it still has the same function NationStates does that its just do a few things and wait a day.


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Pizza Delivery Workers Strike!
1. "We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Falala Mistletoe. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Maluopolis's economy manages without any Pizza Delivery, huh?"


2. "We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Elizabeth Rifkin. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot."


Lol.

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Pizza delivery people are the only supporting pillar of economics ever.


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Give them the raise.

The economy will collapse without them.


People will starve


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Zink wrote:
Give them the raise.

The economy will collapse without them.


People will starve


No, you'll be ravaged by daily strikes.

Just dismiss the issue.

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Okay yeah a lot of the results from these decisions aren't even what I chose.

For example, I decided that I shouldn't allow an offensive Nazi party to make a public rally.

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Following new legislation in Unbalanced, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.


WHAT.

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WHAT.

Basically, you impeded free speech with your choice. The game just exaggerates the consequences of every choice you make.
I allowed them to make their rally because I thought else I'd just draw more attention to them. The result is this:

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Following new legislation in Miners and Crafters, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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I like Nationstates becuase it's easy to figure out and doesn't require more than a few seconds of attention a day, but I'll check this out too.

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Not sure what to think of the game yet but I hate this layout that makes it look like a 1999 geocities site.

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I never outlawed gambling.

I just wanted children to stop it.


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I raised the wages for workers in my nation AND NOW THEY'RE STRIKING


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hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.
The Debate

1. "We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Maluopolis One hospital administrator George W. King. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Dollas in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."


2. "Great idea," says social commentator George W. Jefferson. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for cheddar that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."


This doesn't even make sense. I made donating organs after death mandatory :psyduck:

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