AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Save and restart

got everything installed


my mouse and keyboard keep freezing randomly,


how to I put this in windowed mode?

^this is what happens to me.

Try re-installing it.

(I don't feel like uninstalling and waiting 2 days for it to download again.)

Before you reinstall something on Steam, try checking the integrity of the game cache first.
Right click on it in your Games list, choose Properties, Local files, Verify integrity of game cache.
You won't be able to do anything else with Steam while you do that, though.

I don't think that'll fix your problem with Oblivion, though. I've seen it before, and I think I remember it's somehow linked to the sound. Deleting everything in Oblivion's music folder might work. Make a backup, though.
I know it sounds stupid, but I know it was something like that.

Open the launcher. Click options. Go to video. RTFM.

I never thought it would happen but I am actually tired of stealing in Oblivion. (For the time being.)

THE ADVENTURE OF BLUE CHIN

Subject #108 a.k.a "Blue Chin".
Born in prison.
Never seen light of day.
Body has grown independent of Vitamin D


Blue chin wakes up to a very mean man who likes to state the obvious.


Guards come along and it is to their distaste that Blue Chin has made his home in a restricted cell.


Dey wants ta take me away, skully!
Don't let them, Blue Chin. They take you to your doom!
I'z been in here so long. I wunda what it's like elsewhere?
No! You easily swayed fool! This moment will be your last!


Navigating his way down a series of corridors, Blue Chin discovers a battle. The men with swords appear to be slaughtering the ones with maces, who appear to wear red robes automatically when they die, for some reason.


Blue Chin, in a state of depravity that is not unlike him, loots the corpses while the men with swords move on.


Going down some stars, Blue Chin is attacked by a giant rat!


sensing defeat, he attempts to run away from the giant rat and heal himself!


The rat manages to strike him, and with that fell blow, Blue Chin's life fades into memory.

haha you got killed by a rat

there is a naked man in the last picture that I put there just for you

Oh boy thanks Foo I could use him

beautiful, foo

I'd pay to see the movie.

And I'd actually sit through it too.

so I messed around with blue-chin and put the difficulty slider to something reasonable, like the middle, instead of all the way to the right.

Anyway, he's an orc mage.

Let us know all your escapades

Good god. And I thought Dongs REO Speedwagon was the most bizarre looking Oblivion character I'd seen.