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Easter
I enjoy Easter 82%  82%  [ 36 ]
I do not enjoy Easter 14%  14%  [ 6 ]
Easter is a minor holiday and it should be removed 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:41 am 
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for Easter.
I got Skittles that are supposed to react to your saliva and start fizzing.
but I didn't know this until I started eating them.

when my tongue started foaming all of a sudden I got scared out of my freaking mind. I thought I was having some horrible allergic reaction to Easter candy and spit them out and there was foam everywhere.

pop flyin' Easter everyone.


*starts lurking again*

Am I a terrible person because I snickered when I read this?
But those skittles do sound very...interesting.


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Fuck. Lost the Easter egg hunt to my brother. Again.

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Was going to spend the day with my friend and his family, go to church, have a nice Easter dinner, but instead, I chose to stay home because I have way way way too much homework.

In lieu of candy, I ate a supermarket generic cereal that's a strange Lovecraftian combination of Lucky Charms and Coco Puffs for breakfast.



College is exciting guys

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Went to church for an amazing breakfast, then a service, and looking forward to Easter lunch :3

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Ramen noodles for Easter lunch.


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Water wrote:
Lovecraftian combination of Lucky Charms and Coco Puffs for breakfast.


The marshmallows were every shade of dread, decomposing yellows and greens, strange sickly pinks and blues. The chocolate puffs filled my heart with a fear I have not confronted since I dared peek into the unholy pages of the Necronomicon. Together these two monstrosities birthed a flavor in my mouth so terrifying, so wholly unnatural, that words of human tongue can not describe it.

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Snark wrote:
Water wrote:
Lovecraftian combination of Lucky Charms and Coco Puffs for breakfast.


The marshmallows were every shade of dread, decomposing yellows and greens, strange sickly pinks and blues. The chocolate puffs filled my heart with a fear I have not confronted since I dared peek into the unholy pages of the Necronomicon. Together these two monstrosities birthed a flavor in my mouth so terrifying, so wholly unnatural, that words of human tongue can not describe it.

C'thulhu Puffs: Insanely Delicious

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And then I helped myself to a second bowl, because it's Easter, goddammit

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Kalekemo wrote:
Snark wrote:
Water wrote:
Lovecraftian combination of Lucky Charms and Coco Puffs for breakfast.


The marshmallows were every shade of dread, decomposing yellows and greens, strange sickly pinks and blues. The chocolate puffs filled my heart with a fear I have not confronted since I dared peek into the unholy pages of the Necronomicon. Together these two monstrosities birthed a flavor in my mouth so terrifying, so wholly unnatural, that words of human tongue can not describe it.

C'thulhu Puffs: Insanely Delicious

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I'd buy 20 boxes of it

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I didn't get a chocolate bunny this year.

I got a cookies and cream bunny.

MY TONGUE HAS EXPLODED INTO AN EVER-EXPANDING CORNUCOPIA OF BLISS

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My grandma brought chocolate bunnies with $20 bills stuck in the box for us grandchildren :D

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I got to sit at the back of the room and watch Tuxedo Mask's drunk family members play darts (oh, and there was an infant and a small dog present), which is of course AMAZING.

I got to miss the big easter dinner because I had to go to work.

At work the same blonde girl that laughed at me when I fell fucked me over. She told me she would be closing, and being a stupid bitch that can't... actually be a bitch, I sympathized with her. Then while I was cleaning in the back, I thought I heard my manager talking to someone saying "You can go at 10 if you ask Amanda to cover for you." (Amanda being me.) No one came to talk to me though so I assumed whoever it was decided to stay or something.

HAHA, NOPE. Turns out the blonde bitch lied and said she talked to me about it and said it was cool if I closed for her instead. She left early and when I asked if it was okay for me to leave, my manager said "I thought you'd be closing?"

But because I've covered everyone's fucking shifts this week, and have done so consistently in the past, on the upside my manager said she'd talk to the owner about giving me a raise.

I came home after closing and ate some salad and ham Tuxedo Mask saved for me from the easter dinner I missed.

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I got a basket full of candy. It has gum that somehow rebuilds my teeth, which is useful because one of my canines is really short.
Also I got Peeps but I hate Peeps aaaaah too much sugar.

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i have a chocolate bunny


i am eating it


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