AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Mon Nov 24, 2025 11:22 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 25 of 791
  [ 11864 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 ... 791  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
See look I knew you guys just love to screw with my mind.

Now all I have to do is find out who did it so I can carry out the threat and gut them, leaving them to bleed on the cold, hard ground, and then bring in a mirror, rip their eyes out of their eye sockets, and paste them on the mirror, then light your face on fire as you scream in agony.

I. WARNED. YOU. Now you must pay.

No one toys with my heart like this.

Also, my umbreon is better than your umbreon.

Nah, the best thing to do is chain him and prolong his life as long as possible, and at random times, in such a random way that he never knows when it's coming, unleash hornets into the room.


Angry hornets.
Killer hornets.
You know what?
I'll just set the hornets on fire.
Yeah. I'll do that.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:50 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
lyrasen wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
See look I knew you guys just love to screw with my mind.

Now all I have to do is find out who did it so I can carry out the threat and gut them, leaving them to bleed on the cold, hard ground, and then bring in a mirror, rip their eyes out of their eye sockets, and paste them on the mirror, then light your face on fire as you scream in agony.

I. WARNED. YOU. Now you must pay.

No one toys with my heart like this.

Also, my umbreon is better than your umbreon.

Nah, the best thing to do is chain him and prolong his life as long as possible, and at random times, in such a random way that he never knows when it's coming, unleash hornets into the room.


Angry hornets.
Killer hornets.
You know what?
I'll just set the hornets on fire.
Yeah. I'll do that.

And after all the hornets are dead, you should dance around him in a flamingo mask reminding him about how long he's going to be here and the diffrent methods of torture you have planned!
Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
See look I knew you guys just love to screw with my mind.

Now all I have to do is find out who did it so I can carry out the threat and gut them, leaving them to bleed on the cold, hard ground, and then bring in a mirror, rip their eyes out of their eye sockets, and paste them on the mirror, then light your face on fire as you scream in agony.

I. WARNED. YOU. Now you must pay.

No one toys with my heart like this.

Also, my umbreon is better than your umbreon.

Nah, the best thing to do is chain him and prolong his life as long as possible, and at random times, in such a random way that he never knows when it's coming, unleash hornets into the room.


Angry hornets.
Killer hornets.
You know what?
I'll just set the hornets on fire.
Yeah. I'll do that.

And after all the hornets are dead, you should dance around him in a flamingo mask reminding him about how long he's going to be here and the diffrent methods of torture you have planned!


And then I'll tickle him for five hours straight.
You don't know how much torture that will be.
It's the cruelest torture possible.
Then when he explodes I'll mop up the mess with his face.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
KA-DOOM
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:27 am
Posts: 1287
Location: North of Unbalanced
Use Magic somehow.

_________________
Adventure Core wrote:
You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.

Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:58 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
KA-DOOM wrote:
Use Magic somehow.


You're such a magic weeaboo.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:59 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
lyrasen wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
See look I knew you guys just love to screw with my mind.

Now all I have to do is find out who did it so I can carry out the threat and gut them, leaving them to bleed on the cold, hard ground, and then bring in a mirror, rip their eyes out of their eye sockets, and paste them on the mirror, then light your face on fire as you scream in agony.

I. WARNED. YOU. Now you must pay.

No one toys with my heart like this.

Also, my umbreon is better than your umbreon.

Nah, the best thing to do is chain him and prolong his life as long as possible, and at random times, in such a random way that he never knows when it's coming, unleash hornets into the room.


Angry hornets.
Killer hornets.
You know what?
I'll just set the hornets on fire.
Yeah. I'll do that.

And after all the hornets are dead, you should dance around him in a flamingo mask reminding him about how long he's going to be here and the diffrent methods of torture you have planned!


And then I'll tickle him for five hours straight.
You don't know how much torture that will be.
It's the cruelest torture possible.
Then when he explodes I'll mop up the mess with his face.

He'll have a hell of a time!
Top
 Profile  
 
KA-DOOM
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:27 am
Posts: 1287
Location: North of Unbalanced
lyrasen wrote:
KA-DOOM wrote:
Use Magic somehow.


You're such a magic weeaboo.

Pokemon weeaboo

_________________
Adventure Core wrote:
You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:05 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
KA-DOOM wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
KA-DOOM wrote:
Use Magic somehow.


You're such a magic weeaboo.

Pokemon weeaboo

Shogun.
Top
 Profile  
 
Zachy
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:13 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:48 pm
Posts: 1112
Location: Ministry of Peace
Gary Oak wrote:
Hey I'm Gary Oak......
















I LOVE LYRASEN !

i will so ban you if you so much as breath a single sexual word.

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
Zachy wrote:
i will so ban you if you so much as breath a single sexual word.


I scared Zach the other day and now he's out for his revenge.
I won't say a thing, honest I won't.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:16 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
Zachy wrote:
Gary Oak wrote:
Hey I'm Gary Oak......
















I LOVE LYRASEN !

i will so ban you if you so much as breath a single sexual word.

Quick evreyone! Pump sex into the air!
Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
No thanks, I'll pass.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:47 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
lyrasen wrote:
No thanks, I'll pass.

*brings in cheese, grapes, and lemons*
How bout now?
Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
No thanks, I'll pass.

*brings in cheese, grapes, and lemons*
How bout now?


still passing.

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
scebboaliwiw
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:51 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
lyrasen wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
No thanks, I'll pass.

*brings in cheese, grapes, and lemons*
How bout now?


still passing.

...What if the guys from cho aniki...
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 25 of 791
  [ 11864 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 ... 791  Next

Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 58 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group