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The only policeman I've met who was annoying was my old Cubs leader. He was annoying because he shouted a lot, I remember leaving primary school when I was 11 and he said "Looking back at all of them, I don't think there's one child there that I haven't shouted at". All the other ones have just been a bit direct, but I suppose that's their job. Perhaps it's different over here.

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It's BAD in America. I probably should have pointed that out, that I was talking about America. From what I understand, British, Canadian, and Australian cops are all vastly superior to American cops.

It's like the running TV/Movie gag about "Bad Cop" and "Good Cop". But in America, we only have Bad Cops.

All the Good Cops get ran off the job, because the entire police organization structure is so corrupt and power-mad.

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Karilyn wrote:
I've never met a cop of any variety who wasn't a douchebag.

This includes cops I've met offduty, and ex-cops.

My uncle used to be a detective and he's a great guy, does detective count?

And I think it also depends on where you live.

I know what you're talking about Karilyn, but not all the cops I've met were all that bad.

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My uncle used to be a detective and he's a great guy, does detective count?

Nope :D

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Karilyn wrote:
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My uncle used to be a detective and he's a great guy, does detective count?

Nope :D

Yay.

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Karilyn wrote:
I've never met a cop of any variety who wasn't a douchebag.

This includes cops I've met offduty, and ex-cops.
A cop from when i was in elementary school who would sometimes come to my class to teach about the dangers of drugs and stuff



He was the nicest guy. A giant teddy bear in a uniform. He even looked like the type of cop who'd eat donuts all the time and he was fun to hug.

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The only time I ever had a cop act annoying to me was when I was doing work experience in my local paper. I was doing a story on the safe cross code and he kept telling me who he wanted to thank rather than answer my questions.


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Actually where I live, cops tend to go 50/50 on the douche scale. Half the cops I've met are nice/OK guys, the other half are downright pricks.


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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
I've never met a cop of any variety who wasn't a douchebag.

This includes cops I've met offduty, and ex-cops.
A cop from when i was in elementary school who would sometimes come to my class to teach about the dangers of drugs and stuff

A cop in my middle school, who was supposed to be there for the purposes of teaching about the dangers of drugs and stuff, ended up murdered a fat kid by forcing him to run laps until he collapsed and died.

Now admittedly, the fat kid was the biggest asshole douchebag, and totally deserved it.

Didn't make the police officer any less insane.

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The cops around where I live seem pretty good but I live in a small town so that may have something to do with it.

I think maybe you just live in a bad area cop-wise, Karilyn. Or maybe I just live in a good area cop-wise.

...Now that I think about it, aren't those really the same thing?


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Karilyn wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
I've never met a cop of any variety who wasn't a douchebag.

This includes cops I've met offduty, and ex-cops.
A cop from when i was in elementary school who would sometimes come to my class to teach about the dangers of drugs and stuff

A cop in my middle school, who was supposed to be there for the purposes of teaching about the dangers of drugs and stuff, ended up murdered a fat kid by forcing him to run laps until he collapsed and died.

Now admittedly, the fat kid was the biggest asshole douchebag, and totally deserved it.

Didn't make the police officer any less insane.
holy shit


well, my officer dude was really nice and showed all his officer doo-hickeys and stuff like, letting us LOOK BUT NOT TOUCH at his gun, play with his handcuffs under his supervision, say hi over his radio..

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play with his handcuffs


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play with his handcuffs
>:I

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play with his handcuffs

Isn't that why you were banned from that Opera Theater?

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:awesomeface:


I know this probably belongs in TMI but I dont actually like handcuffs to much. More of an improvised restraint kinda guy.


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