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Tales
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"You're loves got me looking so crazy now."

...10 translations later we get:

"Dress up for this crazy moment."

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Indecisive
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I said "who took my cashews?'

it came back with "Brazil wood my country."

I said "cannibalistic finger puppet"

it came back with "Martin Stein"

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Mond
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Bad Translator wrote:
Original text:

"To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie, James
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight"

...10 translations later we get:

"In order to prevent the destruction of the world
unite people of all nationalities
to condemn evil, truth and love,
our market expanded to
Jessie James
star missile command, then the speed of light
surrender now or prepare"

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[size=0]Still waiting for Vladimir Sack to become important.[/size]

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Tales
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hahaahah the near - to last part was hillarious.

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Original text:

"On your videophone, make a cameo Tape me on your videophone, I can handle it Watch me on your videophone, on your video, video If you want me, you can watch me on your videophone"

...10 translations later we get:

"The video conference video does not include me, I can still see my phone screen film and video, if you wish, you can look forward to meeting my TV"

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Firestorm
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Bad Translator wrote:
Original Text:

Owner of a lonely heart
Is much better than the
Owner of a broken heart

10 translations later...:

Your heart just one more than the U.S.
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Mete
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Quote:
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"the best, the best, the best"

...54 translations later we get:

"[] Yes."

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"I am the very model of a scientist salarian"

...55 translations later we get:

"Take 1: E"

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"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

...54 translations later we get:

"My secretary, added 24."

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Firestorm
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Bad Translator wrote:
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"Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty raid."

...10 translations later we get:

"Everyone needs some sort of media and biological attacks."
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"Suck my dick fag"

...10 translations later we get:

"Chúpame whistle girl"
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Alexandy13
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Quote:
"Can I have a cookie Merlin?"

...10 translations later we get:

"You can get Merlin asks?"


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"If red is blue, and three is square, and pot is California, what is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Calif. red, blue, three - level goals as you?"


How did we...?

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Snark
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Misunderstood people are not allowed to pet the giraffe.

Only three translations in and we get..
"People are not allowed understanding of the giraffe pet."
Which sounds really deep.

twenty-five translations in...
"People are animals, does not see a giraffe."
Again, this all sounds oddly philosophical.

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Alexandy13
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"You just lost the game."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do!"


Quote:
"You do not kill clown. Clown kills you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Monster is not to technical"


How the hell?

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"Kill Snarf, bribe Souji, blame gravity, party."

...54 translations later we get:

"Shoji serious fraud and died in March"


Who put my to do list in there?

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"Oh boy, I can't wait to watch 4Brad Bradcast, a live Brad about Brad, with our hosts Brad Simons, Brad Henderson, Brad Granger, and Brad Liao! I hope they play Brad Cause 2 and later talk about videobrads!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children of Law and Brad Brad 4 Brad buraddoburaddoburaddo sandasonfamu Western Mongolia with 斯布拉德 拉德 still can not wait to play! In the film Monday, for two reasons, but also notes Brad!"

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"Your mother was a cactus "

...54 translations later we get:

"Help"


I find this funny.

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Quote:
"You are a whore and I hate you so very very much"

...54 translations later we get:

"I hate girls."


What
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"Fuck you"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children"

WHAT?

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"Who cut the cheese?"

...54 translations later we get:

"God?"

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