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CraigeryMontoya wrote:
Who was phone?

I already answered this question.

Chrono Crow wrote:
Who would win in an arm wrestling match, you or Jesus?

Since I am Jesus, I think it would be an even match.

Karilyn wrote:
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If Jesus is God's son, but at the same time God, doesn't that mean that he is his own father?

I am Jesus. Using my holy powers I traveled back in time and consumated with the Virgin Mary. When I was done, I became God. Thus, I am Jesus, God, my own father and my own son.

Did Mary consent to this?

Or did you rape her?

THE COURT DEMANDS ANSWERS!

It's not rape if you help me undo my clothes and scream yes the whole time.

Karilyn wrote:
There are 6,834,000,000 people in the world.

There is a human born roughly three times a second.

A human dies roughly once a second.

Every single day, even with all the people dying, the human population increases by nearly 250,000 people. Every day.

Why do folks continue to care what happens to these parasitic meat bags that infest your planet?

Because people are bigots who don't know what the greater good means.

lyrasen wrote:
Do you like short shorts?

Yes.

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lyrasen wrote:
Do you like short shorts?


related, are they comfy and easy to wear?

They hug my thighs a little bit, but other than that they're fine.

Alexandy13 wrote:
When will you stop interfering with my plans?

When you stop being a bigot.

Airigh wrote:
Should I get my tonsils removed?

I mean, if I get my tonsils removed, it's the same thing as tonsilitus basically and then I won't ever have to deal with tonsilitus again.


Yes. It would be better for you if they were removed.


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Where did you hide the dragons? I've looked everywhere - in my desk, behind my drawer, under my bed, even in my brother's wardrobe - but I couldn't find them. So, what did you do with them?

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what is the answer to this question?


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Why monkeys? Why couldn't we be evolved alligators?

EDIT: With wings!

EDIT2: And saws on our tails!

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Do you hate upstanding members of society?

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How long would a Twinkie Last underground?

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Do you get bent over upstanding members of society?

Do you bend over for upstanding members of society?

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Do you get bent over upstanding members of society?

Do you bend over for upstanding members of society?


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Could you explain why I keep finding thumbtacks under my laptop? It would be nice to know.


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Dandypants wrote:
Where did you hide the dragons? I've looked everywhere - in my desk, behind my drawer, under my bed, even in my brother's wardrobe - but I couldn't find them. So, what did you do with them?

I locked them away, in the deepest regions of every woman's heart.

Deiphobus wrote:
what is the answer to this question?

The answer to this question is the question's answer.

Alexandy13 wrote:
Do you get bent over upstanding members of society?

Sometimes, but I send them to Heaven's Chiropractor and they're fine after that.

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
How long would a Twinkie Last underground?

Two days. Despite what most think, Twinkies DO expire. Go watch Zombieland.

Karilyn wrote:
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Do you get bent over upstanding members of society?

Do you bend over for upstanding members of society?

Only epona.

Palenque wrote:
Could you explain why I keep finding thumbtacks under my laptop? It would be nice to know.

Did you check the desk?


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Do you like short shorts?

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBQywGmMjQ

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lyrasen wrote:
Do you like short shorts?

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBQywGmMjQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KPlOkTVAk


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