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God
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Ask me anything and I shall answer. If I neglect your question please politely remind me.

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So why is Sloth a deadly sin?



I'm not hurting anyone

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Sloth wrote:
So why is Sloth a deadly sin?



I'm not hurting anyone


I don't know, I didn't write the Bible. And for the record, I actually like sloths.
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You know this thread will inevitably be locked, right?
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who wrote the bible?


what is the religion of obama called? does it have a church? are all christians actually obama worshippers by commutative property?
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Badfish wrote:
You know this thread will inevitably be locked, right?


I know almost everything.

Deiphobus wrote:
who wrote the bible?


what is the religion of obama called? does it have a church? are all christians actually obama worshippers by commutative property?


1. A council of highly religous people a long time ago.

2. Obamaism.

3. Not yet.

4. No.


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So... I have this thing I'd like to ask you about.

You know those kids who people say that they're "stuck in their own world"?

Does this mean that they created their own world using the power of their minds and that they are the god of some alternate universe?
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Whoooo are you?
Who? Who?
Who? Who?
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Badfish wrote:
You know this thread will inevitably be locked, right?

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God you should make a thread for these questions


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Airigh wrote:
So... I have this thing I'd like to ask you about.

You know those kids who people say that they're "stuck in their own world"?

Does this mean that they created their own world using the power of their minds and that they are the god of some alternate universe?

Worst question.

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y u do dis

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Bacon wrote:
Airigh wrote:
So... I have this thing I'd like to ask you about.

You know those kids who people say that they're "stuck in their own world"?

Does this mean that they created their own world using the power of their minds and that they are the god of some alternate universe?

Worst question.


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Airigh wrote:
So... I have this thing I'd like to ask you about.

You know those kids who people say that they're "stuck in their own world"?

Does this mean that they created their own world using the power of their minds and that they are the god of some alternate universe?


Yes and no, they are not omniscient, just preoccupied with something. But they are like Gods in that they control what happens in 'their world'.

Firestorm wrote:
Whoooo are you?
Who? Who?
Who? Who?


God, obviously.

Bacon wrote:
Airigh wrote:
So... I have this thing I'd like to ask you about.

You know those kids who people say that they're "stuck in their own world"?

Does this mean that they created their own world using the power of their minds and that they are the god of some alternate universe?

Worst question.


I smite thee, Bacon.
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I mean, at one point in time, somebody, somewhere, WILL get offended. Don't know how, don't know when. In all honesty it will probably be a new fag, but there will be someone who gets rustled at this idea.
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Why waste your time here?
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