AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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20 SWAT team members, 20 M4's, an hour sitting directly below a window wondering what the hell was going on, and an outline of a chapter that my teacher hadn't gone over for homework with a quiz on it the next day.

Then today, I went into my science class to find out that my teacher, who was the only legitimate teacher I have, has been given "Medical leave" for the rest of the year. He's either been diagnosed with cancer, arrested, or simply fired for taking so many sick days.

Arrested for what? cp?

Crank Call fail.

Florida law has very strict false alarm intolerance, especially when it involves schools.

We had a bunch of information about gambling in general.
So I write down the important crap on a sheet of paper you know, 'cause we're allowed to have one. Involves compulsive gambling, kids being initiated to gambling at a young age, gambling on the Internet.

The subject is: does gambling make kids responsible?
In the end, half of what I wrote was off-topic.
I usually get over 90% in written productions, but apparently this one is among the few that actually count.

Hahahahaha.

You mentioned "see-pee?" Could you perhaps, as my fellow youngsters say, "hook me up" with some of this "see-pee" of which you speak? In return, I'll give you some of what they call "oh-see."

math section of the exit exam was so daisies easy


the last question:

if n equals 12, what is the value of negative n?

I really want to go to England after high school, to study writing and theater.

My friend has this one teacher for his Civics class.

He is fucking bodaciously the cardboard-cutout stereotype of the teacher who tries to be "hip" and "cool" with the kids. One day he just asked the class "so, who are your homies?"
Another day he said "...you know, like when you're listening to your rap CDs..."
And apparently, one day he just strolled into the classroom while everyone was talking and yelled "Yo yo yo, turn the volume down!"

God there is so much stupid stuff he said I can not remember it all

i hate teachers like that


my 8th grade teacher used to joke about not being "hip" and tried to act "hip" but at least he knew it was funny and he was just joking around

I had a teacher like that in Mesa.

i hate it when teachers try to be cool by trying to make a bunch of references to popular stuff that students like, it sort of feels like our world is getting invaded especially if they fail

i think the coolest teachers are ones who are nice and actually funny and aware of popular stuff, but don't pretend to like it. and teachers who don't bullshit, who are always honest about school and stuff and don't try to sugarcoat everything

I have this one teacher who acts like she's our guardian angel helping us progress through our high school careers or something.

She bodaciously wrote on one of my Careers projects "may it help you in your academic career and life..."

No, it's just a god damned assignment. I'm throwing it out at the end of the year.

I hate carreer crap.

My english teacher made us do a project about our future.

No, dude. No.

Just five me my fucking required reading and I'll do it.

Don't give me this bullshit that's worth 40% of my grade.