AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No she is just daedric superman

Hey remember that family in Chorrol that really likes dogs and is Zink's LP apparently are cursed to be murdered by the guards?

I broke into their house and unfortunately they were standing right by the door so I was spotted almost immediately. The wife reacted normally and told me to get out, but the husband glitched out. I heard him start to tell me to get out as well, but then his voice glitched and there was just some strange humming noise. Then he put up his fists and I went "oh shit". Not that I was really worried he was going to kill me, more like "Oh god I hope this hasn't broken my game forever or something."

However, immediately after raising his fists, the guy starts punching the air, from which blood sprays out and the dog behind him whines in pain.

As I wondered what the fuck was going on, he punched one of his dogs to death.

I left the house hoping that would fix it but when I came back later when they had their doors open to visitors, I found both of the dogs dead and their corpses laying around in the front room.

The husband can't seem to react to me breaking into the house now. If I do, and he notices me, he doesn't tell me to leave but plays a really dumb game of tag with me. He'll follow me around until I go in the basement, then I'll have a minute or two to do stuff done there until he'll appear and follow me so more. Then I go back upstairs and the process repeats.

I was robbing them of everything both upstairs and down using that method until his wife came home. She remains unglitched and when she noticed me, once again told me to GTFO, which I obliged.

Still though. The dog beating was weird as hell.

I uploaded like five oblivion related videos

They're all stupid and pointless

Here's a link

(They won't all appear until they're all fully processed though so yeah)

Star you have great stories.

Yeah, the husband has abnormally high aggression, probably due to a programming oversight. Most people have an aggression of 5, while he has an aggression of 50. According to the Elder Scrolls wiki, he can be frequently found trying to beat his own wife and dogs to death, both because of his high aggression and due to the fact that they belong to the Bruiant family faction while he, for some reason, does not.

Oh wow

Is there a mod that fixes him then? I'd probably want to install that..

How....but..... the horse......What is this I don't even....mod?

Yesterday I decided to pick up the game again, and made a High Elf mage. It's really fun, and nice to have spells for every situation. I think I might like it better than being someone who smashes stuff.

Guys I just discovered the console command to create a clone of myself.

It turns out that A.I. Charlie Manhuge is actually kind of a huge coward who will turn invisible and run away once he starts getting his booty kicked and isn't above using a blade.

Wimp.

Did you kill him?

Yes.

Yes I did.

As I was looting his corpse I realized how much crap you carry around in Oblivion compared to NPCs.

Why would anyone even have all that stuff on them, anyway?

By the way, no I did not save my game after this, and no it will not be appearing in the LP.

I must get this game

maybe I'll do an LP

No you won't.

oooooookay....

There are already two Oblivion LPs.

Yours would suck.