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scebboaliwiw wrote:
How do I join you while you guys are having thesse conversations? I want some of that AIM pie.
Everytime you're online just constantly pester us by asking if there's a group chat going on. That tends to get you in, although we'll stab you in the face aswell.

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Jeremy O (5:08:35 PM): also, im trying to do my midterm, fuck you guys
FilthyFurFag (5:08:36 PM): 8D
FilthyFurFag (5:08:43 PM): Hahaha omg
FilthyFurFag (5:08:49 PM): you're supposed to be doing a midterm
FilthyFurFag (5:08:52 PM): but instead you chat to us
FilthyFurFag (5:08:53 PM): I love you.

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Yeilri (9:08:40 PM): I'm just tired, so I don't wanna talk much.
StormRow (9:08:47 PM): k
feoremar@hotmail.com (9:08:48 PM): We can fix that
Foamy1319 (9:08:55 PM): YEILI!
Foamy1319 (9:08:56 PM): LOOK!
Foamy1319 (9:08:57 PM): ...
Foamy1319 (9:08:59 PM): RHINO!
feoremar@hotmail.com (9:08:59 PM): TITS


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RyuJaeger (1:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
RyuJaeger (1:00:47 PM): hi
TDarkSurfer (1:00:54 PM): "Don't like it? Fuck yo, this is of the gods. Oh, you don't want a heart attack? Pussy. You can't handle this shit. In fac,t no one can. Fuck you. You can't have any. Get out."
TDarkSurfer (1:01:03 PM): It'll sell millions
RyuJaeger (1:01:13 PM): :C

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feoremar@hotmail.com (5:17:26 PM): Tonight. We dine
BeamSwordJuggle (5:17:34 PM): AT PIZZA HUT
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:17:35 PM): on reproductive fluids o_q
RyuJaeger (5:17:57 PM): ... Have fun with that
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:18:27 PM): Pizza Hut makes the best semen.

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feoremar@hotmail.com (5:17:26 PM): Tonight. We dine
BeamSwordJuggle (5:17:34 PM): AT PIZZA HUT
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:17:35 PM): on reproductive fluids o_q
RyuJaeger (5:17:57 PM): ... Have fun with that
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:18:27 PM): Pizza Hut makes the best semen.


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RyuJaeger (6:26:09 PM): Heheh, I enjoyed all my english class, cause the teachers were always lazy. I ARE LEARNT BETTER GOOD ENGLISH THEN YOUS!

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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Quick synopsis: School starts tomorrow; first class: AP english literature

Mask of Phantom: Thisistheweekstartingourdiscontent
Mask of Phantom: Shakespeare reference, my friend.
Teh Vixx: I know that.
Mask of Phantom: And with that, I bid the a fair adieu.
Teh Vixx: Very well.
Mask of Phantom: Night.
Teh Vixx: Goodnight, sweet prince!
Teh Vixx : (HAH)

Teh Vixx: And I was like "oh what is this sweet mad-ness" because I just couldn't imagine salazar acting that way
Mask of Phantom: That is rather rude...
Mask of Phantom: lulz at Jane Eyre quote


Not very funny, just very nerdy.

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feoremar@hotmail.com (5:58:25 PM): I was insinuating that I was masturbating
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:58:31 PM): then you said "it's babybel"
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:58:39 PM): babybel
Defenestrator20 (5:58:50 PM): I highly doubt that you were insinuating
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:59:25 PM): :|
Defenestrator20 (5:59:41 PM): hehe
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:59:53 PM): brb
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:59:54 PM): >>
RyuJaeger (6:00:18 PM): D:
CalebTorterra (6:00:34 PM): Guess you were right.


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Foamy1319 (10:25:28 PM): Dory = <3
Dodrio Girl (10:25:44 PM): i never really appreciated that phrase
Dodrio Girl (10:25:46 PM): but
Dodrio Girl (10:25:48 PM): its funny
Defenestrator20 (10:25:49 PM): Dory equals more than three?
Foamy1319 (10:25:57 PM): No.
Dodrio Girl (10:26:03 PM): Dory is congruent to less than 3
Foamy1319 (10:26:05 PM): Dory equals LESS THAN three.
Defenestrator20 (10:26:17 PM): Oh, right, I always sucked at math.
Foamy1319 (10:26:23 PM): *sigh*


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TDarkSurfer (12:58:29 PM): so
Jeremy O (12:58:36 PM): So indeed.
TDarkSurfer (12:58:38 PM): This bacon is fucking delicious
Jeremy O (12:58:42 PM): lmao
Jeremy O (12:58:43 PM): nice
Defenestrator20 (12:58:53 PM): That should be a slogan.
TDarkSurfer (12:58:58 PM): It is now
TDarkSurfer (12:59:00 PM): Mine
Defenestrator20 (12:59:03 PM): "Bacon - Fuckin' delicious"
RyuJaeger (1:00:34 PM): hi
TDarkSurfer (1:00:41 PM): "Don't like it? Fuck yo, this is of the gods. Oh, you don't want a heart attack? Pussy. You can't handle this shit. In fac,t no one can. Fuck you. You can't have any. Get out."

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Curses, I forgot to quote the Duke Nukem lines. .__.

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feoremar@hotmail.com (4:26:53 PM): I'm gentle with my men ;D


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feoremar@hotmail.com (4:21:56 PM): were you masturbating?
feoremar@hotmail.com (4:22:01 PM): =.=
StormRow (4:22:13 PM): ....
feoremar@hotmail.com (4:22:19 PM): :|
Yeilri (4:22:20 PM): Hey, don't assume everyone is doing what you're doing.


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StormRow (3:57:06 PM): Whats a weeboo anyway?
feoremar@hotmail.com (3:57:10 PM): <3


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feoremar@hotmail.com (5:08:23 PM): "I read that as "GAH I LOST MY VIRGINITY"

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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feoremar@hotmail.com (8:21:00 PM): Say goodnight to Deuce
RyuJaeger (8:21:04 PM): kk
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:21:09 PM): And her big hairy man friend
BeamSwordJuggle (8:21:10 PM): nah...
Yeilri (8:21:17 PM): His name is fred.
BeamSwordJuggle (8:21:24 PM): MANFRED VON KARMA
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:21:25 PM): he has tiddies
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:21:33 PM): ANYWAY
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:21:34 PM) has left the room.

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MajorSupremePaul (12:30:20 AM): now CUPCAKES, that's hot shit right there
MajorSupremePaul (12:30:38 AM): you get some little tins, put cakes in them, presto.
StormRow (12:30:56 AM): could i just put iceing on my chocalate chip muffens?
MajorSupremePaul (12:31:19 AM): what! you're going to enlist a muffin spy! treason! treason!
StormRow (12:31:27 AM): -.-
StormRow (12:31:36 AM): ITS A REFORMES MUFFEN
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:02 AM): it's a traitor
StormRow (12:32:28 AM): ...
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:50 AM): yes, the iced muffin sees early morning breakfast, breakrooms, and coffee shops to be the doldrums
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:58 AM): it craves more
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:10 AM): and it's thirst grows exponentially
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:26 AM): soon it's birthdays, holidays, tributes.
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:39 AM): but the life of a cupcake isn't all it's cracked up to be.
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:56 AM): and the muffin sees the error of it's ways, as it's sacrificed to the pastry gods.
MajorSupremePaul (12:34:56 AM): so, how was your day?

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FilthyFurFag (6:33:12 PM) has entered the room.
Foamy1319 (6:33:13 PM): Lyra...
Foamy1319 (6:33:16 PM): Make it go away.

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StormRow (6:55:34 PM): ...
Defenestrator20 (6:55:36 PM): I think.
Defenestrator20 (6:55:36 PM): THEREFORE
Defenestrator20 (6:55:38 PM): I
Defenestrator20 (6:55:39 PM): AM
Yeilri (6:55:41 PM): Gay.


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feoremar@hotmail.com (9:59:00 PM): FUCK YOU YEILRI
FilthyFurFag (9:59:01 PM): Mostly cus I like it.

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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[21:04] Zach Telmar: yayyyy
[21:04] FilthyFurFag: HISSSSSSSSS
[21:04] FilthyFurFag: has left the chat

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KA-DOOM wrote:
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MajorSupremePaul (12:30:20 AM): now CUPCAKES, that's hot shit right there
MajorSupremePaul (12:30:38 AM): you get some little tins, put cakes in them, presto.
StormRow (12:30:56 AM): could i just put iceing on my chocalate chip muffens?
MajorSupremePaul (12:31:19 AM): what! you're going to enlist a muffin spy! treason! treason!
StormRow (12:31:27 AM): -.-
StormRow (12:31:36 AM): ITS A REFORMES MUFFEN
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:02 AM): it's a traitor
StormRow (12:32:28 AM): ...
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:50 AM): yes, the iced muffin sees early morning breakfast, breakrooms, and coffee shops to be the doldrums
MajorSupremePaul (12:32:58 AM): it craves more
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:10 AM): and it's thirst grows exponentially
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:26 AM): soon it's birthdays, holidays, tributes.
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:39 AM): but the life of a cupcake isn't all it's cracked up to be.
MajorSupremePaul (12:33:56 AM): and the muffin sees the error of it's ways, as it's sacrificed to the pastry gods.
MajorSupremePaul (12:34:56 AM): so, how was your day?


Haha, I laughed so hard at this one.

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