AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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ANYHOO!
SQUATS!
Why Games Workshop?
Why did you write them out of the game? and to do what replace them with these faggots?

Just because you don't want generic fantasy creatures in space?
Fuck you. If anything get rid of the Eldar.


I want muh SPESS DORFS!

You're just jealous of our superior firepower.

Y-you play?

There are many things about me you do not know.

So many things. Knowing my secrets would lead you to question yourself and everything you know. That which you hold as truth would reveal itself as nothing but an intricate tapestry of lies. What may have been real life could just as well be fantasy. Such is my essence.

...

It's a long story.

So you don't play.
You just know about Tau.

Used to play.

As it would seem, superior firepower doesn't do much against boatloads of armor. Especially when said armor is coming towards you very fast and is wielding pointy bits.

Sounds like a bad run in with Chaos or the Orks.

The fact the tau can only sissy-slap in close combat doesn't help them much either...

Posted here for Indecisive

That's why I usually hop my battlesuits behind the nearest building/piece of terrain like a sissy bitch as soon as they're done shooting

Of course if I ever have to play on a featureless map I'll be pretty much boned

EDIT: Oops forgot to post something relevant

I used to read the shit out of this. I even had some cassette tapes with the stories on them

Oh fuck yes!

Indecisive is pleased.

Oh my God

This was my childhood

I just got remembered about this movie.

"Reminded"



and omg love iiiiittttt~

I don't really enjoy that many Norvegian dubs, but the older ones vith Helge Jordal is so awesome. He is also in the new "How to train your pet dragon" movie.
He got the voice af Sebastian in the Little Mermaid.

Fun fact: He is from Bergen and therefore he got a dialect.

It is actually quite strange haow much dialect it is in Disney dubs.