AWKWARD ZOMBIE

that worked out well

I couldn't see CRAP after you punched the fire out but I guess that was the idea.

You started off very good and funny, but then you kind of got sidetracked explaining all the things you were doing instead of putting more entertaining text under the screencaps. I'm looking forward to the next update that's less explanation and more narration of your adventure as a vampire.

Just out of curiousity, is there a specific reason you chose dark elf? And do you intend to be outright evil or are you just going to be unfairly judged because you're a hideous monster that drains the blood of the living?

Also I would've liked it a bit better if you had asked for name suggestions before you started... :c Dunmer is pretty boring.

THE LIGHTHOUSE WAS AN EXCELLENT CHOICE

It was only an example

I would let everyone name it and pick the class and yada ya but I didn't really feel like I had the time to go what class what name what face what etc.

You probably couldn't see crap because it was night time. I wasn't really in any position to wait for daytime, what with the instant death and all :C


So basically, more screencaps less talking? And no specific reason to pick Dark Elf, other than it's the only class that I actually like.

Oh, I love how Dunmer looked before the mod took effect - he was a handsome boy. I was pop flyin' with how you made him look. I just think picking a name would have been fun.

I think you'll get the hang of what to say and how often to interject the more practice you get.

YOU GUYS

MAKING ME WANT TO DOWNLOAD ALL THESE proletariats

GAWD

I often wonder why I go through all the trouble of making them all dashingly handsome / petit and pretty, and then when they get vampirism it's like BLARGH I AM SUDDENLY 50 YEARS OLDER AND MY TITS HANG REGARDLESS OF MY GENDER

OH MAN

I SURE HOPE YOU HAVE HOURS OF FREE TIME

YOU ARE GONNA NEED IT

Seriously though sometimes it amazes me how many updates I've made for that daisies thing.

Also Decker if you want good screenshots in the dark use a light spell THEY WORK WONDERS

Reminds me of that one sketch Odds did where his character stole a cabbage and got accosted by the guards immediately for it.

you mean this?

Decker you should make your own thread and livestream "episodes"

I took this video recording of a spell in the mod Mander posted in his thread.

Oh my god I love this mod so much *u*

daisies, was that with a physics enhancing mod or something?

No she is just daedric superman

Hey remember that family in Chorrol that really likes dogs and is Zink's LP apparently are cursed to be murdered by the guards?

I broke into their house and unfortunately they were standing right by the door so I was spotted almost immediately. The wife reacted normally and told me to get out, but the husband glitched out. I heard him start to tell me to get out as well, but then his voice glitched and there was just some strange humming noise. Then he put up his fists and I went "oh shit". Not that I was really worried he was going to kill me, more like "Oh god I hope this hasn't broken my game forever or something."

However, immediately after raising his fists, the guy starts punching the air, from which blood sprays out and the dog behind him whines in pain.

As I wondered what the fuck was going on, he punched one of his dogs to death.

I left the house hoping that would fix it but when I came back later when they had their doors open to visitors, I found both of the dogs dead and their corpses laying around in the front room.

The husband can't seem to react to me breaking into the house now. If I do, and he notices me, he doesn't tell me to leave but plays a really dumb game of tag with me. He'll follow me around until I go in the basement, then I'll have a minute or two to do stuff done there until he'll appear and follow me so more. Then I go back upstairs and the process repeats.

I was robbing them of everything both upstairs and down using that method until his wife came home. She remains unglitched and when she noticed me, once again told me to GTFO, which I obliged.

Still though. The dog beating was weird as hell.

I uploaded like five oblivion related videos

They're all stupid and pointless

Here's a link

(They won't all appear until they're all fully processed though so yeah)