AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh god that was awesome.

That was amazing. I want to see more of these spells.

Mander you are beautiful I lost so goddamn hard.

Godammit Mander I already told you I had a copyright on murdering NPCs, especially in a hilarious fashion

Expect another visit from my lawyer

BTW I thought my lawyer was an adult bear but considering he has grown three or four times in size since I last sent him to visit you I guess I was wrong about that.

This can only get funnier with a mod that makes the physics hilariously out of whack.

I really wanna see someone get hit by lightning and fly into the air.

Yesssssssssssssss

I would heartily enjoy seeing the results of this.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION LIGHTNING

Alright guys here is the deal:

I have a lot of mod left to play and only a little while to do it. On saturday I will definitely be getting a new video game and I'm going to take some time off to play it.

SO I WILL BE DOING A LOT OF UPDATES IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS



I reload into a much less corpse-covered world.

Only slightly though.



And Cleon decides he is going shirtless.

As manly as that is, I really don't want to look at Cleon's abs all day.



I takes his stuff from him and fix it up.

In the meantime he gets to stand around naked.



Then we rush off to a cave.

Cleon is rather intent on killing those imps, isn't he?

I would take out my hammer and smash some of them, but...



...Where we're going, we don't NEED hammers!



1.21 GIGAWATTS TO THE FACE, IMPY.



Cleon made the mistake of getting in the way.



Allecia, however, was behind me.



And this Imp was in the next room.



This Imp was pretty far away.



My god.

I think that spell killed everything in the cave.



After we leave the utterly annihilated cave, Cleon decides he wants to talk.



There is something he can only discuss in his tomb, apparently.



Once we get to his tomb, he starts babbling about how much better he is than me.

He is also questioning why I get to be immortalized in history instead of him.

He isn't very pop flyin' with me.



I thought we were friends Cleon.

Why would you do this to me.



Oh wait.

I forgot about the Demon.



This guy is surprisingly easy.

What happened to the Eldritch Titan who was taking out skeletons in the Abyss?



On second thought, do I really want him here?



The Demon goes down.

That was anticlimactic...



Oh, of course that happens.

daisies hallucinatory bullshit.



There's that Demon. I give chase!



Young Cleon is here, talking about how innocent he was.

Yeah I really do not care, I'm after a demon.



And here is slightly older Cleon.

Who I still do not care about.



And there's Old Cleon.

But I am here to make sure Cleon doesn't get old.



Hmm, it's the arena.



Ah, there's Cleon.



Apparently I don't get to fight him, though.



I get warped down to the Arena floor, to do battle with some Demons haunting Cleon.



Those Demons are, oddly, Me and Allecia.



This version of me doesn't even use a Hammer.

There goes my climactic self versus self showdown.



I am pondering why Me and Allecia are representing his Demons.

Aren't we the good guys?



Anyway, Fake Me is a total pushover and I kill him easily.

(Addendum: This area was lagging really badly so I messed with the lighting to make it less laggy. This is why it looks weird.)



This is what you get for not using a hammer, moron.



Fake Allecia dies shortly afterwards.

This was also anticlimactic.



I'm back in the real world now.

Let's see what I've managed to do.



Oh.

Shit.



As it turns out, the Fake Allecia and Fake Me were representing Cleon's good side.

As in, I just smashed the only thing making Cleon not a murderous psychopath.



He spares me for the moment, at least. Then he runs away to start slaughtering the masses.



I am going to hunt Cleon down. And when I find him I am DROPPING A HORSE ON HIS booty.

YOU BETTER RAIN HORSES DOWN ON THAT FUCKER

god his face is creepy

Give him enough Free boners to break the game engine.

Seconding (or whatever-ing) the "god his face is creepy" line.

Today's update is spectacularly short due to a combination of Equine's and Gravity.



This random news giver person gives me a paper.

I don't know why he feels the need to do that but hey, it advances the plot.



Oh look, this newspaper is directly related to Cleon.

I like how Cleon could travel to Cheydinhal, murder four guards, get found out, and have a newspaper published about it in the time it took me to travel to the Imperial City.



I head to Cheydinhal.

Nobody in the town knows a daisies thing about him, though, so this was a waste of time.



Hey a scripted event.

Something important must be happening.



Why hello there, Mr. "Cleon of Armindale spelled backwards"

Seriously, this is the worst disguise ever.



I know it's you, Cleon. That face kind of gives you away.



I was not resisting arrest at all, for the record.

He knocks me out anyway.



I wake up in prison, being yelled at by "not" Cleon.

There are no torches in this room, by the way.



All the light is coming from the giant "I AM CLEON" sign hanging over his head.



I stay silent and he walks away.



He may have taken all my stuff, but I still have a very large array of hax spells at my disposal.



But I'm only interested in one~



I can hear him coming back!

Oh boy.



LEVEL 99 PONYTECH



WRATH OF ODDS



I seem to have prematurely ended the mod by horsing Cleon.

Oh well, I guess I'll just dick around for the next two days.

Nice use of my wrath.

Win.

This further advances the theory that people with ugly faces are evil you know.

You know, I recalled the array of spells you could use with that mod. Specifically, the Illusory Fire and Free Pony spells. I thought, "Hey, now he can do a reenactment of Odds's comic!"

And then I turned to this page to see you already did it.

Brilliant thinking, sir!

(now just combine a live horse with Fall Down...)

Wait, how the fuck did the girl die?! Did a pony fly out your booty and hit her too?

Man, if you had an earlier save, I'd tell you to reload it. That's a bullshit ending to get just because you hit him with a horse.