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Pluto is still not a planet. Fuck y'all haters.


Okay, well, if it's not a planet, or if it's a -dwarf- planet, does that mean that the horoscopse dealing with the planet/non-planet Pluto are wrong, or something? You know, since they are told by the stars, planets and moons?

Just something to think about.


You do know that horoscopes you find are all just made up on the spot by writers, and have almost nothing to do with actual astrology anymore, right?

If you look at two different horoscopes, very rarely will they ever match up right.


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AngelicSongx wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Pluto is still not a planet. Fuck y'all haters.


Okay, well, if it's not a planet, or if it's a -dwarf- planet, does that mean that the horoscopse dealing with the planet/non-planet Pluto are wrong, or something? You know, since they are told by the stars, planets and moons?

Just something to think about.

Trolling or no, that's the stupidest thing I've heard all year.

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Up untill a few days ago, Israel had an official Head Rabbi of Mars (and there is still one for the moon)


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That's the best fucking job title ever.

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And he gets paid loads for it, that is, taking care of he jewish comunity, ON MARS.

-Bibi: Hey guys, lets fuck with the tax payers!
-Shas: Lets make up some random jobs for the ultra orthodox, AND AMKE THEM PAY MORE!
-Bibi: FUCK YEAH!


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I once knew a woman who could do that awesome face perfectly. She didn't even know what it was, it was completely natural.

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RikuKyuutu wrote:
AngelicSongx wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Pluto is still not a planet. Fuck y'all haters.


Okay, well, if it's not a planet, or if it's a -dwarf- planet, does that mean that the horoscopse dealing with the planet/non-planet Pluto are wrong, or something? You know, since they are told by the stars, planets and moons?

Just something to think about.


You do know that horoscopes you find are all just made up on the spot by writers, and have almost nothing to do with actual astrology anymore, right?

If you look at two different horoscopes, very rarely will they ever match up right.


Hm, but whenever I read my Horoscope on Face book, it's right. .
(I know it's right, because I usually read it at the end of the day.)

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I am reading about KND on wikipedia for some reason
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It was mentioned in operation W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. that Numbuh 4 was the youngest and therefore last to be decommissioned and was present at all of his friends decommissionings. After all the others were gone it was implied that he finally fulfilled his wish of becoming sector leader for the short time before his own decommissioning.

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I am reading about KND on wikipedia for some reason
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It was mentioned in operation W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. that Numbuh 4 was the youngest and therefore last to be decommissioned and was present at all of his friends decommissionings. After all the others were gone it was implied that he finally fulfilled his wish of becoming sector leader for the short time before his own decommissioning.

This provoked more emotion than it really should have.

Also all of their last names have to do with their numbers.

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My friend was wearing a Hannah Montana wig for her skit, and my other friend (guy) thought that she was a new girl.

I don't understand how this can happen, I mean, it had purple streaks in her hair, even. (We're not allowed to have different colored hair.)

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Man that was crazy.

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Now for something actually weird.

Enix used to make guro games.




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