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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:18 pm 
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Because posting them all in your signature just is not going to work.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:55 pm 
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"Water" (1:01:00 AM): SNAKE
"Miss Starseed" (1:01:04 AM): SNAKE?!
DeucetheFanFan (1:01:05 AM): SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Simply because it was completely unintentional.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:27 am 
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DeucetheFanFan (3:28:48 AM): I'm kind of hungry
DeucetheFanFan (3:29:18 AM): brb toilet

I failed to see how that could be taken the wrong way when I typed that a couple days ago.


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Also, can we post pictures that were spawned by AIM conversations? I'm gonna do it anyway...

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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FilthyFurFag (3:34:54 AM): What should my new sig be?
Yeilri (3:35:02 AM): Something hot.
Yeilri (3:35:08 AM): Wait.
Yeilri (3:35:14 AM): Something about us being zeldafags.
"The Big Cheese" (3:35:17 AM): Hot? Just put me and Star together ;D
FilthyFurFag (3:35:22 AM): XD
Yeilri (3:35:22 AM): SHUT UP YOU
Yeilri (3:35:25 AM): STAR IS MINE
"The Big Cheese" (3:35:28 AM): NEVER
FilthyFurFag (3:35:31 AM): That is so my new sig

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:02 am 
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No one quote me. Ever. >=|

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Fauche wrote:
No one quote me. Ever. >=|


I'm quoting you. :awesome:

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:42 am 
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Yeilri (7:43:42 AM): You didn't get any last night.
Foamy1319 (7:43:42 AM): That plunger we have in the downstairs bathroom fucking FIGHTS you.


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Foamy1319 (7:46:56 AM): I'M DOIN' IT.
FilthyFurFag (7:46:57 AM): D: Fine, but first I'm gonna dance.


I have amazing timing. :awesome:

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Foamy1319 (7:50:24 AM): Hi, Star! I'm you!
Yeilri (7:50:31 AM): Also, you're not black anymore.
Foamy1319 (7:50:33 AM): ...
Foamy1319 (7:50:34 AM): RACISM.


Lesson learned: Canadians aren't black.

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FilthyFurFag (7:59:28 AM): I so read that as "While you're having sex with her, let's have sex!"
FilthyFurFag (7:59:31 AM): and I was like "... How?"


The answer: Threesome.

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FilthyFurFag (8:01:16 AM): Well, I'm dating a man, so it's not like I'll be getting any poontang.
FilthyFurFag (8:01:28 AM): Unless... 8D


The answer: Threesome.

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I'm too much of a horrible recluse these days, so I decided to give into peer pressure (like you always should) and sign up for this AIM buisiness. Message me for the screen name, I guess (too many perverts out there to just throw it into the blue.)


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:54 am 
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Spoony wrote:
I'm too much of a horrible recluse these days, so I decided to give into peer pressure (like you always should) and sign up for this AIM buisiness. Message me for the screen name, I guess (too many perverts out there to just throw it into the blue.)

It won't be long until someone posts an AIM qoute with your screenname in it.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:52 am 
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long quotes are long.

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Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:37 PM): also Ody, if you told her that I thought she'd call us fags I will stab you repeatedly with a sword handle.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:44 PM): until your rib cage breaks.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:55 PM): and I will do it slowly
RyuJaeger (9:17:19 PM): Why not just slam your fist into his rib cag, grab his heart, and devour it?
Ferret Buccaneer (9:17:27 PM): because that isn't as painful.
RyuJaeger (9:17:36 PM): But it sure is cooler
DeucetheFanFan (9:17:39 PM): Somehow I don't htink Katie would say fags :U
Ferret Buccaneer (9:17:45 PM): yeah.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:17:46 PM): I know.
DeucetheFanFan (9:17:58 PM): Idiot or retard, definitely
Ferret Buccaneer (9:18:07 PM): yes.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:18:26 PM): Moron, nincompoop...
Ferret Buccaneer (9:18:32 PM): Dork...
Ferret Buccaneer (9:18:34 PM): Maybe.
DeucetheFanFan (9:18:36 PM): Katie's too nice to call someone a fag
DeucetheFanFan (9:18:43 PM): I HOWEVER
Ferret Buccaneer (9:18:44 PM): I'm not.
DeucetheFanFan (9:18:44 PM): DON'T CARE
Ferret Buccaneer (9:19:01 PM): I try to use the word "fag" as little as possible around people who have proved to be more sensitive about it.
DeucetheFanFan (9:19:12 PM): I have a neighbor who I call a fag ALL the time
DeucetheFanFan (9:19:15 PM): He doesn't care though
Ferret Buccaneer (9:19:16 PM): xD
DeucetheFanFan (9:19:26 PM): Cause he is a fag
RyuJaeger (9:19:32 PM): :O
DeucetheFanFan (9:19:35 PM): MUCH TO MY DISMAY
DeucetheFanFan (9:19:36 PM): BAW


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DeucetheFanFan (9:20:32 PM): EYE SOCKET RAPE
Foamy1319 (9:20:38 PM): With a vagina?
Foamy1319 (9:20:42 PM): I'd be interested to see how that worked.
DeucetheFanFan (9:20:48 PM): Fool, he's gay
DeucetheFanFan (9:20:52 PM): I'd find a strapon


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Foamy1319 (9:07:49 PM): Sexual walnuts? Lawl.


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Ferret Buccaneer (9:08:02 PM): and never speak to us again because we're fags
FilthyFurFag (9:08:07 PM): WHAT?!
Foamy1319 (9:08:10 PM): :D


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Yeilri (12:04:42 PM): :U
Yeilri (12:04:54 PM): We were doing it over the internet.
Ferret Buccaneer (12:05:46 PM): ...heheheheeee...
FilthyFurFag (12:06:52 PM): Let's all try playing it at once


I have a lot, shush up.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:59 am 
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FilthyFurFag (1:03:08 PM): Sponge wings!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:00 pm 
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Odyssey wrote:
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FilthyFurFag (1:03:08 PM): Sponge wings!


you need the full one.
ignore Fauche's daisies AIM SN.
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Ferret Buccaneer (1:02:55 PM): goddamnit.
Foamy1319 (1:02:58 PM): ALIEN IS INTRIGUED BY SPONGE.
FilthyFurFag (1:02:58 PM): Sponge wings!
FilthyFurFag (1:03:01 PM): O_o
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:03:01 PM): o.0
FilthyFurFag (1:03:02 PM): Sponge wings
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:02 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
FilthyFurFag (1:03:03 PM): XD
Foamy1319 (1:03:03 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:04 PM): FAUCHE
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:10 PM): STOP CHOOSING SPONGE DAMNIT
Foamy1319 (1:03:12 PM): *QUOTE*
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:03:13 PM): xD
Foamy1319 (1:03:21 PM): God daisies Star.
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:03:22 PM): ;D
FilthyFurFag (1:03:25 PM): XD What?
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:03:32 PM): sponge WIIINNGGSS!
Foamy1319 (1:03:33 PM): What with everyone quoting you in the AIM topic, people will be thinking you're on drugs.
FilthyFurFag (1:03:34 PM): SPONGE WINGS! 8D
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:38 PM): SPONGE WINGS!
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:40 PM): <3
Foamy1319 (1:03:45 PM): DAMNIT.
Foamy1319 (1:03:48 PM): NOW I HAVE TO DRAW THAGT>
Foamy1319 (1:03:49 PM): *THAT.
FilthyFurFag (1:03:50 PM): Sponge wings is like our new in joke.
Foamy1319 (1:03:50 PM): ...
Foamy1319 (1:03:53 PM): My hands are dead.
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:55 PM): SPONGEBOB ASSWINGS!'
FilthyFurFag (1:04:00 PM): Sponge wings and Battle sex.
Ferret Buccaneer (1:04:08 PM): I said Spongebob Asswings, dammit.
FilthyFurFag (1:04:10 PM): Battle wings and sponge sex.
Ferret Buccaneer (1:04:13 PM): >>
Ferret Buccaneer (1:04:22 PM): How else did his parents make him?
Foamy1319 (1:04:28 PM): WHO, MAY?
FilthyFurFag (1:04:29 PM): Who? Fauche?
Foamy1319 (1:04:30 PM): :O
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:04:37 PM): What?
Ferret Buccaneer (1:04:40 PM): Fauche is obviously a sponge.
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:04:45 PM): D:
FilthyFurFag (1:04:48 PM): That's why he's so attached to them
Ferret Buccaneer (1:04:48 PM): His parents had sponge sex.
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:04:50 PM): *sponges* ):
FilthyFurFag (1:04:54 PM): XD
FilthyFurFag (1:05:01 PM): Sponge wings would be bad in the rain.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:09 pm 
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Fuck you.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:11 pm 
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lyrasen wrote:
Odyssey wrote:
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FilthyFurFag (1:03:08 PM): Sponge wings!


you need the full one.
ignore Fauche's daisies AIM SN.
Quote:
FilthyFurFag (1:02:58 PM): Sponge wings!
FilthyFurFag (1:03:01 PM): O_o
feoremar@hotmail.com (1:03:01 PM): o.0
FilthyFurFag (1:03:02 PM): Sponge wings
Ferret Buccaneer (1:03:02 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
FilthyFurFag (1:03:03 PM): XD
Foamy1319 (1:03:03 PM): ...
I think all that was really needed was that.

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Fauche (10:58:34 AM): ack gimme link again >___>
FilthyFurFag (10:58:42 AM): STOP CLOSING IT TO LOOK AT PORN DAMMIT
Fauche (10:58:52 AM): I DonT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT THIS TIME
Foamy1319 (10:59:01 AM): That's what she said.
FilthyFurFag (10:59:16 AM): Anyways, shall we?
Foamy1319 (10:59:21 AM): Yeah.
Foamy1319 (10:59:23 AM): Give Fauche a sex.
Foamy1319 (10:59:26 AM): ...
Foamy1319 (10:59:27 AM): SEC.


I editted out a lot of stuff between posts (if you look at the times, they're all fucked) because we yammer a lot. :V

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Fauche (11:33:58 AM): What's futanari?
Ferret Buccaneer (11:34:00 AM) has left the room.
:awesome:

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