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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:22 pm 
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In a state (i forget which), you're not allowed to fish on a giraffe.



Which sounds amazing by the way.

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I'm so doing that...

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Bacon wrote:
In a state (i forget which), you're not allowed to fish on a giraffe.



Which sounds amazing by the way.

Not state. City. Chicago.

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Luna moths have no mouths.

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I heard that. I think they mate and then die of starvation.

It's a simple, but effective life.

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http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... 7&start=90

This whole series is pretty wtf


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Badfish wrote:
Ritalin is a penis enlargement drug.


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Of course it's not.


Actually....
I will admit that I have looked up methods of penis enlargement. I once stumbled on this post where a guy said that he had been on ritalin to help concentrate. The increased blood flow or something combined with something else he did increased his size. I don't know if it was permanent.

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TMI thread is thataway. :arrow:


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The United States of America is bigger across than the diameter of Pluto


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The United States of America is bigger across than the diameter of Pluto


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does that mean you could send the population of the USA to Pluto?

Not that I'm saying I don't like people from there, I just thinks it's crazy that Pluto is that size.

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And that's why pluto isn't a planet anymore.


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Pluto is still a planet. Fuck y'all haters.

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I was trying to be funny--
Oh, never mind anymore.


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Isn't Pluto a sort of like, sub planet now? There's such things as dwarf planets or something and there's 4 of them and Pluto's one of them.

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