HEY PAUL!

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

TRY GETTING RESERVATIONS AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:33 am

C'MON LAWL, DON'T JUST STARE IT. EAT IT.

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

The Big Cheese wrote:

C'MON LAWL, DON'T JUST STARE IT. EAT IT.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:56 am

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Vaelor · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:45 am

I love this thread.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Get a goddamn job, Al!

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

Vaelor wrote:

I love this thread.

I needed to do something to make up for all the gay threads we've been having lately.

SnowManZero · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:11 am

So the moral of the thread is that your going to go on a homicidal rampage?

*Get's popcorn* :awesome:

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

SnowManZero wrote:

So the moral of the thread is that your going to go on a homicidal rampage?

*Get's popcorn* :awesome:

No, the moral of the thread is that you should listen to the lyrics of Hip to Be Square, Huey Lewis' undisputed masterpiece, because it's not just a song about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trend, but a personal statement about the band itself.

cashin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:12 pm

Holy crap...this thread just made my entire night all the better.

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:07 am

Try getting THAT out of your head. Also, what movie is all this from?

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

Try getting THAT out of your head. Also, what movie is all this from?

Um, The Prestige.

Odyssey · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:33 am

L Lawliet wrote:

Vaelor wrote:

I love this thread.

I needed to do something to make up for all the gay threads we've been having lately.

How DARE you compare Rescue Team Babelfish to that last one. D:<

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:21 pm

You forgot this thread, Lawliet. :roll:

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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