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"KAKARROOOOOOOT!"

I watched the Broly Triple Feature a little while back and this is one of the few things Broly ever says. I hate Broly so much. He is one of the least interesting Dragonball Z characters to ever be created.

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"Mercy? Is that another word for coffin?"


I lost. Then I remembered my immense hatred for Broly and everything related to him. Honestly, who wrote that line and thought it was awesome?

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"That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?"

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People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.


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-Haggard "Hey, would you guys miss me if I were dead?"

Pause...

-Sweetwater and Sarge "AAAAHAHAHahahaaaaahaa hah hoo aha"

-Haggard "See, this is why I never open up to you jerks."

-Sweetwater "Haggard, I can honestly say that no one will ever replace you."


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i wish my single player worked

where he sees the satellite crahs, destroying an entire town
and hes just "that is the greatest thing i have ever seen before in my life"

and also Crush Bandicoot
DID YOU SEE THE DIG AT MW2 THEY DID

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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WouldYouKindly wrote:
i wish my single player worked

where he sees the satellite crahs, destroying an entire town
and hes just "that is the greatest thing i have ever seen before in my life"

and also Crush Bandicoot
DID YOU SEE THE DIG AT MW2 THEY DID


THERE IS TWO EEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE

"NO NO NO, THEY'LL JUST SEND IN SOME SPECIAL OPS PUSSIES, WITH HEARTBEAT MONITORS ON THEIR GUNS"

LATER LATER LATER, YOU DO A ATV RACE IN THE MOUNTAINS, AND SWEETS GOES, "MAN IF THIS WERE A SNOWMOBILE RACE, I'D BE WINNING" HAGGARD'S LIKE "THAT'S BECAUSE SNOWMOBILES ARE FOR SISSIES"


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WHY WONT YOU WORK SINGLE PLAYER
WHYYYYYYYY
as soon as i got MP working SP stopped
i am like :|

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEYE
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL


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-"You're a lady? Well, you don't very much look like one."
-"Nor are you very ladylike."

-"Not ladylike?! You come down from that tree and say that to my face! I'll show you lady-like, you...you...ugh!"

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"We have ways of dealing with Ne'er-do-wells who insist on jumping on our rent-to-own couches."


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"If you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt."

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Palenque wrote:
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEYE
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL


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