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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:39 pm 
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augh I have to go to the dentist in like a week or two and now i'm gonna spend the next however long it is fearing I'll have to get teeth pulled like that fjiosajfkslafjksaldfjsoihj


Pulled? No, they hammered those out.

Yes I'm serious.

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I had an extra tooth growing out of the roof of my freaking mouth (also called a supernumerary tooth), right behind my two front teeth, slightly towards the left.

Naturally, I had to get it removed. It wasn't a particularly pleasant experience (then again, what dentist visit is pleasant), but it was still awesome. Everybody in the dentist's office had to come in and take a look for themselves because they had only heard about supernumeraries, but had never actually seen one. I still can feel where it was because there's a ring of scar/gum/whatever tissue there.

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Has anyone made this reference yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

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Love that song. Steve Martin was perfect for the role.

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Love that song. Steve Martin was perfect for the role.

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i have a certain immunity to anestethics.
i did not know so until i visited the dentist at the age of seven and the dentist was on holidays so they had a stand-in

7 injections with a big-booty syringe.
i have never cried that much.
the dentist wanted to drill anyway even though is screamed that it wasn't numb yet.

oh god..

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I was sitting in the chair and in the room next to me I hear a little girl scream. And she keeps screaming. They also had some "relaxing" music which just makes me even more tense and when I am done, I see the whole family of the girl outside. Uncles, aunts, mom and dad, siblings, all of them, sitting in the chairs hugging the little girl from the middle-east.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
One of my molars shattered when the dude pulled it. Like, into a million pieces.

Don't ask me how.

did it go off like a frag grenade and hurt him?

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I never had a bad experience with dentists, dental surgeons, or orthodontists.

I guess the fact that I had braces for forty-six months is my worst experience. My mouth was always cut and couldn't enjoy most of my favorite foods.

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I've been lucky enough that I've never had to have a cavity filled, or a tooth pulled.
Heck, I've never even HAD a cavity. I brush my teeth every day because I can't stand that sticky feeling when my teeth aren't clean.
Although the dentist tells me I'll probably get my wisdom teeth pulled the next time I go in for an appointment.

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Getting wisdom teeth pulled. Midway through them pulling the teeth, I did not feel numb anymore. Worst time for the anestethics to quit working.

The good part is I gave my mom a hard time with my medicated brain. c:
I could've sworn I saw canadian geese crapping on our furniture..

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Getting the morphine, i think, put in my gums. my dentist always hits a nerve while doing that.

I've actually two root canals, both on front tooth but they are "fake" from a bike accident I had. I went to a different dentist, and I didn't feel a thing. Then again, there was a TV on ceiling and Fairly odd Parents was on.

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Braces. The woman never cut them right and I had big chunks of the insides of my cheeks all raw for ages every time I went. Plus, you know, a diet of basically soup for the week after having them changed. Just hoping I never ever need to have braces again. I sort of lost my retainer so my teeth have moved back again I think, but I HATED braces.

Other than that, I think I've had two teeth out for the braces, but that's it. My sister's had about 4 out and 6 filled, and she's four years younger than me. And I'm the one that eats the junk food. Woohoo for having weird teeth that stay good no matter what sort of abuse I'm giving them.

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I've had a woman inject Novocaine directly into two of my teeth just because they were coming out anyway. That bitch. Easily the most painful experience of my life.

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