AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am terrified of turkeys.

Don't feel bad. My mother has a freakishly extreme fear of cats.

Oh I missed the reaction to being touched thing sorry :x

I meant because you used to think no one loved you and you would cry.

Fuck you Ame for making me choke on my lungs

Also, I have a small fear of being caught while fapping or getting laid. Of course, but that's natural for everyone.

I have a fear of water... in video games. I'm perfectly fine with water in real life, but oftentimes I'll get scared if water shows up on the screen.
I suppose I could say that I have a fear of mirrors in that if I look at my reflection for too long, I get scared or experience derealization.

Although my fear is somewhat rational because we were attacked by a turkey once. The zookeeper fended it off with a wheelbarrow full of poop.

...I miss Zoo Camp.

Oh lord
I TOLD YOU SOMEONE HAD AN UBOA FETISH
I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU BRO


I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT UBOA

UBROA

I am terrified that no one likes me.

As you can see, I am good at making this come true :V

I am afraid that if I post my fears in here someone will use them against me
:v

I fear failure of pretty much everything and I can be really paranoid (e.g. say if my phone has ran out of power, I can sometimes think up silly situations of how what I'd do if I got in trouble with no power to ring anybody etc but now it's ok).

The note reads
"Angie come to my house at two o' clock
I have kidnapped your mother
I will gladly trade her in for you
And then I will use all of your fears against y-
wait I wasn't supposed to write that"

Bacon don't worry I larva you.


Uh..


I HAVE NO FEARS maybe i don't know :U

Well, Bacon, you seem to be a nice enough person to me. I mean, unless you start beating me to death or something.

Also, I have a strange fear of using tape measures, mostly when the metal tape-thing shoots back, I'm always nervous that it's gonna flick back and slice open my hand or something. I mean, it's a fast-moving, thin piece of metal.