AWKWARD ZOMBIE

All of the jokes by Wadsworth in Fallout 3 are fantastically bad, and make me laugh because I actually DO get them (thank you Physics!).

One I made up and is along a similar line. More of a pun, I guess. Hopefully SOMEONE will get it, it's pretty obscure.

"Imaginary numbers are not real!"

Is this bad enough for an AZ thread about bad jokes? Or has it gone far past the realms of bad into the forgotten plains of *Terri-bad*? Either way, I'm pop flyin' to finally be able to get it out there. It's been bothering me for ages.

Oh man, Wadsworth's jokes are so horrible xD
They're made so much better if you have an understanding of science, as said by Nancymaker.

I especially love the one about electrons, but for the life of me, I can't remember it :/

An atom walks up to another atom and says, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other atom says "Are you sure?!?"
To which the first replies, "I'm positive!"

You may proceed with the gut clenching and the guffawing at your own leisure.

There was also: A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!".

*See above*.

Those ones always make me smile

A man walks into a bar...





[spoiler]...his family is slowly destroyed by his alcoholism.[/spoiler]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
[spoiler]The police. I'm afraid there has been an accident. Your husband has been killed.[/spoiler]

Quite possibly the best version of that series of jokes I have heard. Well done, sir.
Although I do recall hearing it elsewhere... Never mind, I must be going CRAZY again.

Edit: Har. Literal jokes are funny. Good one Merlin. :awesome:

They're anti-jokes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
[spoiler]Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me."[/spoiler]

Ah. Much better name, thank ye.

A Jew, a Black, and a Mexican walk into a bar.

[spoiler]They have a wonderful time and tip kindly.[/spoiler]

what do you say when you see your tv floating at night?

[spoiler]DROP IT NIGGER![/spoiler]










That was terrible...

I lol'd.

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I just found out I have cancer."

I love you Merlin.