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Cutest profession ever.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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I can totally imagine that.

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Actually, I just wanted to boss around men.

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Bacon wrote:
Actually, I just wanted to boss around men.


Hey, Sloth! If the teaching thing doesn't work out, I think I've found my backup profession!


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No worries. You wouldn't have to pay.


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I am an awesomely awesome cook.
I can seriously figure out how to make anything someone asks for.

Can you make a sculpture of Deadpool out of steak?


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
I am an awesomely awesome cook.
I can seriously figure out how to make anything someone asks for.

Can you make a sculpture of Deadpool out of steak?


YES.


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Bacon wrote:
Actually, I just wanted to boss around men.


I see and because you're a woman that dream is impossible.

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Merlin wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Actually, I just wanted to boss around men.

I see and because you're a woman that dream is impossible.

Where's my sandwhich.

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your sanwich?

I don't think so, bitch.

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sanwich

What is this "sanwich" you speak of?


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I believe he meant "sanvich".

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The Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza Man has scared the crap out of me over since I was, like, three.


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