AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Anyone ever play Donkey Kong Country 2 for the snes? I have. There's one level (forget which one) where Squawks carries the Kongs around. There's a glitch in the game where you can drop to the very bottom of the brambles and not lose a kong, but if you weren't being carried by Squawks or you were squawks, touching the brambles at any time would make you lose a kong.
...don't you think it'd hurt being dragged over those brambles?

:awesome: What kind of meat?

Well, I haven’t seen anything based on the "I fight for my friends" phrase yet.

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-Marth sitting on the couch by Peach with Ike behind them-
-watching Toon Link and Ness playing Brawl when suddenly the phrase "I fight for my friends" is heard-

Marth: -turns to Ike- How the heck did that ridiculous phrase of yours get to be so popular?

Ike: -proud look- Because everyone loves a hero who fights for his friends!

-breif pause between to two- -Marth still turned with an unamused look- -Peach picked up a controller in the meantime-

Ike: Or maybe it's because it's in English. -points at Marth obnoxiously- Unlike yours! -laughs and starts repeating "I fight for my friends"-

-Marth turns to Peach while Ike is running past Link in the background (still screaming)-

Marth- Please kill me.

... Or something to that affect.

Am I the only one thinking that you alll forgot about Sonic?! How about a comeic with both Sonic and Snake in brawl?!

Yeah, no Sonic so far :/

Because Sonic is stupid

Unlike all the other characters in this comic?

Captain Falcon humor plz :awesome: .

I still remember that Katie wrote a comic about how short characters aren't amusing.

So noz Kirby, Meta Knight, Lucas, Ness, Ice Climbers, Olimar, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff?

As a ganondorf fan, I wants moar Ganondorf shenanigans. King Dedede shenanigans I want more too.

As for a comic idea, Meta Knight has a rockin' Kirby theme while DDD and Curvy have a plain kiddy theme. Rantz from unsatisfied marshmallow and penguin (not confirmed as of by snake)? I SHUT UP NAOZ .

Hey, how about this one. Surprised Katie hasn't done it herself yet. Maybe she doesn't have Apollo Justice yet, I dunno. Would have done it myself, but alas I have no artistic talent. Anyways, enjoy.




Klavier: …und zis is vhy Herr Defendant qvite clearly…

Apollo: (avec graphic) HOLD IT!!!!

Apollo: (sans graphic) Am I the only one who has a problem with this scenario? You’re claiming that my TWELVE YEAR OLD MIDGET client, who by the way has had NO EXPERIENCE WITH A FIREARM, lifted a revolver TWICE HIS SIZE, to shoot a SEVEN FOOT BODYGUARD, hitting him CLEAN THROUGH THE HEART, and sustaining NO INJURIES FROM KICK-BACK, before lifting his DEADWEIGHT CORPSE to a platform located TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR, and pass out before the police could get there!? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE CLAIMING!?

Klavier: (beat) Ja. Ve already know ze situation, Herr Forehead. Qvit vasting our time, Ja?

Judge: He’s got a point. Penalty to Justice!

(Penalty bar goes down)



Have a whole load more ideas, but I'll see how you guys like this one before I get too eager.

BTW, first post, woop. Nice to meet you all!

He's 14. Check the Court Record. You can check it by pressing the Court Record button.
Ah. The Court Record button. I see.
(I'd better check that Court Record...now, how do I do it again? Right, press the Court Record button)
Noob.
Your facts are wrong. PENALTY for being an idiot.
Uh, being seven foot tall would make it easier to be shot, wouldn't it?

The victim was shot in the shoulder, not the heart. And it wasn't clean; he shot twice. He could've simply dragged it onto the platform when it was lowered, then raised it. Tired and shit.


Your first post sucks.

Um...wow. Had no idea I could offend anyone so much with that.

Alright, I didn't get the details right. Can I explain myself a bit?

I was thinking up this joke as I was working today. I work in a warehouse for about nine hours, and since I'm not used to working there yet, I get a bit tired easily, so that may have thrown me off. Add to the fact that I lent my copy of Apollo Justice to Sailor Moon over the summer, and I don't have a reference point. It's been a while since I played it, and I may have forgotton a few details about Machi Tobaye (the spelling might be wrong here, just in case you're offended by that, too).

My reasoning is, the revolver is big and heavy (I know not bodaciously twice the guy's size) and it would be difficult for a young teenager such as whatever his name is to wield it and fire it accurately without showing any ill-effects, such as [spoiler]the real killer's guitar-playing being thrown off by the kick-back[/spoiler].

Add to the fact that the victim was a very very large man, and you would need to assume that foreign dude would have to be aiming upwards, which would be difficult considering the weight of the gun.

Look, it was just something that was bothering me as I was playing the game, and I never thought to piece it together for sake of humour until now. I'm sorry that I offended you, I really am, but I really think you could have phrased your response a bit better.

You didn't offend me.
Your post just sucked. And is pseudo-spoiler ridden.

And I'd think that cops wouldn't waste time in a rock band before this whole thing.

Alright, I get it, I'm in no condition to pretend I know what I'm talking about.

I'll put some thinking to my posts next time and do some research before I start typing. Would that make you pop flyin'?

Look, sorry for coming across as pretentious. I'm going to do my damndest to make sure that shit like this doesn't happen again.

HEY! I*m just saying that she hasn*t done one yet! Plus this was just a suggestion!

Something about Peach's ability to pull vegetables out of ice.

Or Olimar's ability to pluck Pikmin out of solid rock...

Clouds.

(Final Fantasy VII sucks btw)