AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know. Everyone in my immediate family is so shoort.

I remember when I was the short one. BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BAILEY

WHO'S LAUGHING NOOOOOW

I have a scar on my head from when I was three.
Me and my older sister were helping my mom make cookies or something along those lines. We were standing on a chair so we could be level with the counter and I was holding a fork when my sister pushed me off the chair.
I landed head first on the fork. I don't remember much after that but apparently I'm a bleeder. And the fork was stuck in my head good.

I'll post pics of my scar whenever I'm not being a lazy bastard.

Another fun fact from my infancy was when I was 18 months old I managed to climb out of my crib in the middle of the night and unlock the front door and run away from home.
I nearly got hit by a Semi. But he was nice enough to take me to the closest donut shop and call the police. After 22 years I still remember bits of that night.

50% Canadian

50% Cuban

Remember that South Park Episode with the guys that took der jobs?

I look like one of those people.

I am also 6 feet and 4 inches tall.



Me and my friend are currently working on an independant game to be released on Steam. Eventually.

I am heading up the art assets and storyline, he will take care of most of the programming language research.

I have a fun medical story but I'm too lazy to type it up. What does that say about me.

You have beter things to do?
Or you are just lazy?

I am an Abraham Lincoln fanboy.


I have his action figure.

my science teacher has a bunch of einstein action figures

Just lazy.



and oh fuck sloth i fucking approve <333

I will post pics tomorrow.


Its awesome.

It is indeed.

I am an awesomely awesome cook.
I can seriously figure out how to make anything someone asks for.
And I make a mean roast beef sandwich.

Just ask Sloth.

She makes a mean roast beef sandwich.





And she could make a dish made with spinach I actually liked. A lot.

I wish someone would bring me food...

Address and I'll mail you something.

I am good at baking. My mom was a pastry chef, and taught me well.

She also makes the best goddamn chocolate chip cookies I have ever had.