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Sammich Monster
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LEAVE LINCOLN AND WASHINGTON OUT OF THIS
NO THEY'RE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. <3

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Then Clinton massaged Obama's back with candle wax and Bush came in and said "What the hell is this shit I am your marriage Clinton"

Then all three of them had sex. All was forgiven. The end.
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ALL OVER THE OVAL OFFICES FLOOR. UNDER THE DESK.


Obama got severe rug burn on his knees

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They found Roosevelt's legs under there and followed them to Narnia where Mr. Tumnus did illegal things to them.
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DON'T YOU DARE BRING FDR INTO THIS

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HALF-BESTIALITY



Lucy taped it.

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Banana, your fan-fics should be put into book form. It would definitely be a centerpiece on any family-room table.
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Roosevelt's legs stomped on Obama's back and Obama screamed because of what Mr.Tumnus was doing to his butt and what was going on on his back.

And Hillary Clinton was there.

She helped videotape it.


She videotaped it all. All the way up until Aslan came and ate them all because he hates gays. The end of the end.


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When Nixon was sent to hell Satan booty-raped him across the firey wasteland. All the way.






THAT WASTELAND WAS INFINITE.

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Cue 4chan spamming the president's Inbox

that's what i implied when i said this isn't ending well
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ITT: Obama interview

Lolpoliticalyaoi

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Disregard this post.


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I'm crying sweet tears of joy, banana



BEST SLASH EVA


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I'm sorry, what.


I love you.
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Seriously you guys what the hell?
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What the hell what?
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