AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You named the Sentret Scout!

<3

Clearly, you're his biggest fan!

I didn't want to name it Sentry because Sentry just didn't have that ring to it.

Also girl Scout. :awesome: Scout will probably be staying in my team a while just for that.

Scout for elite 4

But Noctowl will help you murder ghost-types...

And it flies.

I'm not sure which of my birds will be with me for the long run, so let's just hold out and see what happens. I might update again tonight if I get bored enough.

Take Hoothoot, the psychic type will really help you out later. TRUST ME.

Noctowl doesn't learn a Psychic move until level 41. :C But, I'll keep him for now. Need some testosterone in the party. That way we never have to pull over and ask for directions!


Welcome to the team, dude! *owl highfive*
Yeah I don't know how we did that either.


Strange. This guy is just staring off into space.


You should try moving around a little.


I'll have you know I am transforming into a demon as we speak


GO FOR THE EYES, SCOUT!


Wat.

BONK BONK BONK BONK


Well would ya looky that.


Yay?


I don't think it was your lack of pokemon, I think it was your lack of skills.



THAT WAS NOT IN MY CONTRACT.


Hahahahaha no.


Hmmmm.

He got in a lucky critical that bastard

FLORE, I NEED YOU!

Wh-why is he laughing...
STOP LAUGHING AT ME

>:0


Pokemon Center!


Short montage!





ANT-EEE-DOTE!


Another ball for my stock of balls!


Oh well since you asked...


Snerrrrrrrrrrk.




I HATE WEEDLE. SO MUCH.


I got down on my hands and knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed to the heavens, pounding my fists on the cold hard asphalt. "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!? IT WAS ALL MY FAULT!"

Why didn't I use my antidote? I... uh... forgot about it. And why didn't I go into the Pokemon Center? I was speeding it up a bit and I overshot the distance. Scout wouldn't have made it, anyway.

I sure did get some funny looks from the bystanders, though.


Depositing my more useless pokemon in my box, I made my way down with ball in hand to catch even more useless pokemon.

Name one Rothbart. I still want you to call something that.

One Ranger.

One Mage.

One Rouge.

This IS an RPG now.

;u;
Now he just needs a top hat or monocle or something.

Owl-fives are the best high fives.

This update: Sprouts, sprouts, and more sprouts! Tune in to find out what the deal is! Also, we catch a few more Pokemon.



SPOON MAN! Save me with your spoon hands!
Or don't considering you are neither a man nor the proud owner of spoon hands.


I didn't intend to do mindless grinding but they wouldn't let me run from most of these battles :C So I fought them off



You guys didn't come up with a name for it, so... I did it myself. :I


Go Teen Titans!


Ah, a place of enlightenment. Perhaps it will "shed some light" on my current situation. Not bodaciously because I would shrivel and burn up.


An old man challenges me to a battle. Unwilling to decline, I send out Sibbons.


It's pretty obvious what the outcome of this match-up was


:awesome:



We continued onward, determined to fight each and every one of these sages.


Guard over what? The bellsprout? If you want to protect them you should stop using them in battle.


Stop changing the subject >:L

Bellsprout!

Bellsprout went down.


You're... welcome?


:V


I have no time for this foolishness!


We proceed to thrash his pathetic pokemon, the one known only as "Bellsprout."


Yaaaaay


...They're gentle movements. You shouldn't use them for battle.

On the way over, we ran into this guy!

And I readied my ball.




I knew gastly couldn't do any damage to Sibbons, so I waited it out.



Welcome to the team, Crowley!


...Bashful? I, uh, what.


I'll... enlighten... you, old man! To the awesomeness that is Mr. Crowley!


Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?


Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course


Approaching a time that is classic


I hear that maiden's call


Approaching a time that is drastic


Standing with their backs to the wall


Woah I... Wait, two levels? Sweeeeeeet.


Hmmmmmm.





Osnap.


Okay! :V


Don't you people have anything better than bellsprout?


It appears I spoke too soon.


Bonk!


YAY SCOUT!


I may need him for this next battle.

And I... Holy shit is that Dio?


HI DIO! I still hate you.




No, they're fluffy and cuddly and- Er, I mean... They're awesome and rad and kickass. Yeahhhhh.


You didn't hear that.


Hey, you might give him a heart attack. Be careful.



Aw, how cute. You're admitting I'm better than you.
I don't "babble" about being nice to pokemon... I don't say anything... No shut up stop looking at me like that Scout


YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE.


I'll make you eat those words! And the floor!


Wait where are you going :<


But I wanted to make him eat his words...






Cut the chit-chat, I need to dedemonify myself.



YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!


You people and your bellsprout.



D: SWITCH OUT!



I spammed Spite until Mr. Crowley fainted :C


Your fate is imminent!


Bonk'd.


Hey guys, what happened to the last bellsprout to fight Sibbons?
That's right: It was bodily tackled until it was paralyzed from the neck down.
The same thing happened here.


Victory dance! Unts unts-
What do you mean not here?
Shame? What's that?








Welp.

Keep Mr. Crowley! Ghost pokemon are awesome!

Augh promise to level him pleaseeee