AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It was actually ketchup. But how did it get there?

He has terrible aim and loves French fries. Why was he cheating on his diet?

Because he doesn't care about his weight, as reindeers pull him wherever he wants to go. But why has the SPCA not arrested him yet?

Because he had the elves put their CEO at gunpoint. Why didn't he do it himself?

Because they're ninjas. Who trained them in the art of ninjitsu?

The ninja elders of course. But who decided they should be ninjas in the first place?

Missus Clause, but why did she make the decision instead of the old fat man himself?

Because mrs.clause drugs him, But what drug does she use.

So are your jokes

Akari, I will destroy you.

If this thread is simply to play a game by using words, then why does the poll at the top of this thread exist, only to somewhat destroy your reputation because it is similar to another poll created, but has a topic change in the first post, nullifying all supposed intents of even wanting people to vote in the poll and discuss about it?

This thread is awful to read, and is more than likely to make your IQ drop several points.


I like it!


Coffee. But which scientists decided coffee is a drug?

Because i'm very bored right now, and because i felt like it



The one who don't use it, but what do they use to keep them awake?

Because Coffee took two more letters to write than Coke, and they were really lazy. But why did they later decide to extend 'coke' to 'cocaine'?

They didn't. Cocaine was shortened to Coke.

But why would they use it as a miner's term for a pile of dug-up dirt?
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