AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well I think it is just delightful so far.

This is epic.

Gee, I'd update but I wanna see how many more compliments I can get... Actually I'm just being lazy. :awesome: But no worries, I'll get back to it tomorrow. I'm a pussy and I go to bed at 9:30 so yeah.

No.


No.


No.


...A future omelete?





All the guy does is sit on his booty and look nerdy.


Well of course everyone- ...Wait.


It can't be...


IT'S YOU!


FOUL DEMON, I KNOW THY NAME.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


LIES AND SLANDER! Thou art wicked and must be slain!


Get your hands off my balls!


I'm not gay!


You daisies well better see.


I- What?


...That doesn't explain the inhuman screams I hear coming from his lab at night...


You flatter me, kind demon.


You'd think the enraged screams would have driven him off.


That's all I ever do these days... But I can't say no, can I?


Oh, cool.



A demon's foul trickery.


:0


IMA PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS.




I get that a lot...

And then he disappeared in a puff of smoke.


Meh. I guess so.



That's what that Oak demon just said. Christ, can't you come up with something new?


Great, this can't be good news.


OZZY ONE, WORLD... THREE.




Relax, just bury the evidence. I'll be right there to cover for you. :I


Well, I guess we better get to the lab.


After this...


And this...

Also:

I pulled a DnD and gave Flore eyelashes. It made her seem cuter, somehow. Also Ozzy what the fuck is wrong with you, those colors so clash... I think. Also it's bad sense to wear a long jacket over shorts. Makes you look stupid. :I

So what is so broken that Plasma is bitching about?

The thing where night monsters are catchable during the day? I didn't even think emulators were capable of doing the internal clock. Seems a better solution than not being able to catch night monsters at all.

My Pokemon Crystal ROM does night and day just fine, so evidently it is possible. And truthfully it's not that broken when you play as a guy...


Yeah so basically I ran from that last pidgey. It was spamming sand attack. >:L


And now we go to... do more things, I suppose.

I'm not screenshotting the minimal amounts of grinding I did. Really I just whacked a caterpie with a bat until it cried uncle.


Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic~
With the thrill of it all~
You fooled all those people with magic~
You-


What? Don't know a good song when you see one?


Indeed I did, but how did you know?


Excuse me? What did you just say?


No, seriously, what did you say?


...Evidently not.


Wait, what? You can't just challenge me out of- No, wait, that other guy did that too. These people have no etiquette.



Commencing battle phase 1!


A flurry of Tackles! A feast for the eyes!


A beautiful recovery by Flore!


Truly there has never been a battle as intense as...


Oh it's over already?


...Snerk.


Yaaaaaay


Holy annoying fairies, Batman!


I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness, baby! Aw, shut up, I so am.


Incredibly.


That's right, the name's Ozzy, bitch betta recognize.


...The irony! It's blinding me!


There can be only one.




Yeah now onto more important things.


Hey baby. Wanna take a ride on the Crazy Train?

My face and pride were both smacked hard. I moved on, to find out what was up with Elm.


But first...


MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

catch a sentret

name it scout

Alternatively, name it sentry.

Name it heavy.

sentret is scout pokemon

Sentret is sentry pokemon.

You could figure that out from the name alone. But, ah well. Hey, we went past 200 images this update! I really have no life. :C A lot of it is spent finally catching more pokemon.


Deep breaths, Ozzy... Deep breaths.


Oh.
Oh.
:<



So if you saw him, why didn't you...? No, I'm pretty sure your shoes are welded to the floor. I don't think I've ever seen you move from that spot in the past year or so.

Oh, right. I fought a guy like that.



Yes I did. And I kicked his sorry heiny. Is that how you spell it? I don't even know at this point.


Oh yup.


It was Dio.



Hey, anything to get that guy busted. I don't even know why I don't like him. It's like he has this aura surrounding him.


Yeah, I know. I've never automatically hated someone before. It's a strange experience.


Hang on, lemme find it in my backpack...




Mmyes. Or so he thinks.


We've lived with Pokemon for hundreds of thousands of years and we've never thought to investigate how they're made? Oh, yeah, some demon calling himself Oak gave me a device. A Pokedex, I think.




...So?


You're proud of me and in some off-handed way you're proud of yourself for it. That's right, I can see it in your eyes. Oh god what has this demon device done to me D:


Champion of the Demon Underworld? D: Oh, you meant the Pokemon League. Right.


The demons are infecting meeeee


Do you not understand? I AM TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM!


I must conquer this and stop the transformation!



Well I...


I just want to leave, okay?



Um, gee, thanks.


And then I was gone, off like a shot, like smoke on the wind, like... a bad simile straight off my lips.


I should say goodbye...


Mrrrrhhhh.


...


Professor Elm.


Now look I don't have time I am slowly transforming into a demon the more I delay it the faster it will happen. I MUST GET TO THIS "VIOLET CITY" GYM. Maybe after that I'll conquer all the other gyms.


Uhhhhhh. Maybe?

LOOK I AM GOING WHETHER YOU-

Huh?


Make me a Sandwich :C


Shit I just remembered.
I forgot to buy soda while I was the mart.



Exactly what is this?


Yessssssss?



I've always told you these are incredibly redundant shoes.

...Bye mom...

With my pack on my back and my balls in my pack, I set towards a new destination: Violet City. But first, a little detour.


GODDAMMIT I HATE SAND ATTACK-SPAMMING PIDGEYS



Please hold your applause.









Freebird leads the attack for a little while.


used Tackle :I


'Nother detour


So far my team is all girls



Our first male member (other than oh-so-handsome and sensitive me) needs a name!

Sibbons.

Owl City

Please keep Hoot-Hoot oh my gosh I love Noctowl.

The only way to stop the infection is through the aura given off by the gym badges. Dio has already been transformed into an evil demon-douche. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE THE FLAMES OF HELL ENCAPSULATE YOUR SOUL!!!!