AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Which of these numerous pokemon are you planning to keep in the long run?

You'll need a theme going on here, I suggest naming them after companies and brands that seem suitable to the pokemon.

It depends. Most of them are gonna be stuffed into my box, obviously, but you guys have a little say over that in the beginning. No I am not using a rattata. Just saying that beforehand. I'm partial to gastly and sentret myself. We'll be switching out occasionally.

...Although Ozzy seems to have a penchant for the particularly cute pokemon...

Ah well, I don't really care, and since I ever play pokemon, there's probably good reason for this TREACHERY

Of course there is. It's rattata.

Anyway, our protagonist. Did this while playing around with the Pokemon Trainer maker thingy. Unfortunately there were no Pokemon accessories, otherwise Chikorita would have a glowstick necklace. :I

Catch a Whooper.

Call it Steve.

Just swear to me you'll catch a Magnemite when the time presents itself.

Yessssssss

BFFS.


Yeah I know where Cherrygrove is. That's the closest place with a mart.
Ooh! I'm gonna buy Flore a glowstick when I get there! It'll be PANK!


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...Isn't there this thing called a Pokemon Center?


But now I only have eight numbers left! How am I gonna pimp with only eighth numbers in my address book? Answer me you- Oh, right, you're not nearly as good-looking as me, so you wouldn't know. My bad.
It's too bad I chose a grass-type, cuz I just burned you.


Pffffff.



...Goddammit Mom.

Right then, I'm walking away now.


Is it ca- No, you guys never give me anything cool.


...I was kinda hoping for the candy anyway...


But there's only o- Oh, right. I count now, too. Whatever happened to child labor laws?

Now I'm leaving!


Dawww, adamant nature. I'm not looking it up to see if this is a good or a bad thing or not. Can't be bothered.


HOLY CRAP SURPRISE BUTTSEX.


Hey, I don't like you like that, buddy!


Oh, a Pokemon battle. That makes sense.


...Flore, you's coo' in my book.


One Tackle attack later!


That's right buddy, you just got your butt whupped. By a plant dinosaur thing. With adorably wide red eyes.


And with that, creepy stalker guy was gone. I ventured out into the tall grass, saying goodbye to my home-

AAAGH. Oh, just a hoothoot. In broad daylight. That makes sense.

...Let me explain something. The game's internal clock... is nonexistant. So it's always daytime. So nighttime pokemon will appear at random.


Yeah not much occurs on this route. I ran into a pidgey, I think.


Was it the dashing good looks? The fact that I started from the only town in that direction in all of Johto? Or are you... psychic?
It's so totally that last one, isn't it?


Ah, a deaf psychic.


I nod my head, the universal sign of "yes." He... collapses and sort of drools all over my shoes. I search his pockets, because y'know, he's probably dead, and pocket a map. Score one for Ozzy!
I swear to God I poked him with a stick before I declared him deceased.


And now to buy accessories! Wait, why is the clerk looking at me so oddly. Wait, what? I'm not gay! Just because I have a Chikorita and I'm buying a PANK glowstick for it doesn't mean I'm gay!


Well that was rude. Anyway, supposedly from here on out it's a direct route... Should be easy enough. Never been past Cherrygrove, after all.


HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS.
Actually I'm just joshing you.
It's been three.

Okay, when I said "you should only LP ShinyGold if it's different enough from the original G/S/C, I actually meant having loads of different features and such, and not that it's broken and rubbish!


The game does get better right?

There's only so much you can hope for with an unfinished hack. And, honestly, I was probably going to do this anyway.

And there's still that whole "HeartGold/SoulSilver coming out in two months" thing going for me, so I'm gonna take this as far as I can.
...And honestly some of the little mistakes and bad coding is hilarious...

Well I think it is just delightful so far.

This is epic.

Gee, I'd update but I wanna see how many more compliments I can get... Actually I'm just being lazy. :awesome: But no worries, I'll get back to it tomorrow. I'm a pussy and I go to bed at 9:30 so yeah.

No.


No.


No.


...A future omelete?





All the guy does is sit on his booty and look nerdy.


Well of course everyone- ...Wait.


It can't be...


IT'S YOU!


FOUL DEMON, I KNOW THY NAME.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


LIES AND SLANDER! Thou art wicked and must be slain!


Get your hands off my balls!


I'm not gay!


You daisies well better see.


I- What?


...That doesn't explain the inhuman screams I hear coming from his lab at night...


You flatter me, kind demon.


You'd think the enraged screams would have driven him off.


That's all I ever do these days... But I can't say no, can I?


Oh, cool.



A demon's foul trickery.


:0


IMA PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS.




I get that a lot...

And then he disappeared in a puff of smoke.


Meh. I guess so.



That's what that Oak demon just said. Christ, can't you come up with something new?


Great, this can't be good news.


OZZY ONE, WORLD... THREE.




Relax, just bury the evidence. I'll be right there to cover for you. :I


Well, I guess we better get to the lab.


After this...


And this...

Also:

I pulled a DnD and gave Flore eyelashes. It made her seem cuter, somehow. Also Ozzy what the fuck is wrong with you, those colors so clash... I think. Also it's bad sense to wear a long jacket over shorts. Makes you look stupid. :I