AWKWARD ZOMBIE

stop itttt

No.

Hey, Bacon! Hey! Listen! Hey!



I posted the beginning of Ch. 2, and I'm editing Ch.1.

yaaay

So, just in case you see this post before the one in hte other thread, I tried editing.

Hahaha!

I know I talk that way a lot of the time but it's just the way I talk.

If people take offense and get aggy with me I kick it into overdrive, using bigger words, saying 'one' instead of 'I' - you get the idea. To be honest I think they're the dicks for taking offense at the way I talk, and it makes me lol to see them get so riled up about something so silly.

I guess this is why people think I'm looking down on them all the time - but I'm really not. I just like to optimise what I'm saying (using as few words as possible).


I think if you can talk well you should, it's not a crime. After all, you're all so quick to come down on people who can hardly string a single sentence together.

Was that really necesary?

Im the same. I start talking to someone using proper grammar and they look at me confused and say 'Speak English' I then use bigger words to describe it and im like trollface.jpg

Also I broke my left arm three times.

I like to speak in a way to annoy people, rolling r's, acting like a gentlemanne of leisure, purposefully making little to no sense.

I start to panic whenever a vehicle starts to pick up speed, especially around ledges or hills. My dad thought it'd be fun to take me with him when he found this dirt path full of bumps he advertized as "IF YOU GO FAST ENOUGH, YOUR TIRES WILL JUST TOUCH THE TOPS OF EACH HILL."

My seatbelt was broken. The ceiling of the car wasn't my friend that day. :'C

My brother was kind of a douchebag and he hated me when we were little. He'd do the usual stuff like telling me to go hide and that he'd come find me but he never did. However he kicked it up a notch when he said "I'll hold up this massive thing you won't be able to get out from under on your own, and you crawl under." Then he'd walk away. WHY DID I TRUST HIM SO MUCH AGH.

I always laugh a few seconds after everyone else and then my laughs are crazy. They sound like how you type it, like 'hahaha' (or sometimes A HAH... A HAH), another one like heheeheh and whenever I do close my mouth to make the laugh sound not as silly I sound like a pedo 'mhmhmhm'.

I once got my head stuck in a dollhouse when I was little. My neighbor had to come over and get me out since my parents weren't home to help.

I was always putting my head where it did not belong

inb4anysexualjokethatcanbemadefromthatlaststatement

I didnt think of anything until I read that

I just have this image of you sticking your head inside a tree looking for honey and getting stuck like Winnie The Pooh Bear

ohlol

After I wrote that sentence,I just got all worried that some user WAS going to take advantage of the opportunity.