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"When I grow up, I wanna be a gigolo"
Cool story bro 63%  63%  [ 12 ]
Butts 37%  37%  [ 7 ]
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BANANA
 Post subject: Prostidude: Paving the way for gigolos everywhere
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:50 pm 
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Would you let this guy have sex with you for cash? Does this inspire you at all?
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Karilyn
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I see a loser who dropped out of college. Then failed at being a porn actor; a job where your only qualification is your ability to hold a erection and not ejaculate early. Who is now desperately trying to sell his body because he has nothing left.

In other words...

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Trygve
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No, I don't want male butts.
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Miss Starseed
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I thought there already were male prostitutes... I'm so naive and innocent! D'B
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Karilyn
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I thought there already were male prostitutes.

Legal

He's the first legal male prostitute. As opposed to being a criminal.

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BANANA
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Karilyn wrote:
I see a loser who dropped out of college. Then failed at being a porn actor; a job where your only qualification is your ability to hold a erection and not ejaculate early. Who is now desperately trying to sell his body because he has nothing left.

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I did too. And so did everyone who knows him.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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butts vs. cool story, tied at 4 vs 4.
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Cabinet
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Im I the only one who thinks 'Prostidude' sounds like a really bad superhero name?

'OH NO PROSTIDUDE! THERE IS A FIRE! HOW WILL WE PUT IT OUT?'
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Vrominelli
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Easy.
*ziiiiip*

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Cabinet
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Tune in next week when Prositdude shows us the ins and outs of the buisness.
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If it wasn't for the fact that it looks like someone punched him in the right face I would probably do him. The story fails to explain how he's a legal prostitute though. I just thought you couldn't be. At all.

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Miss Starseed
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Crawfish wrote:
The story fails to explain how he's a legal prostitute though. I just thought you couldn't be. At all.
Same. :psyduck:
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Shad
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Yeah, that's too bad he's fugly.

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Crawfish
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Oh upon reading further it said he wouldn't do dudes. Well fine then. Also I guess I have no knowledge about brothels because it seems they're perfectly fine in Nevada...

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