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Phat Shaggy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:47 am

In the year 2012, those same bat people will arrive on Earth to do the same that was done to my home world.

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:47 am

I can almost touch my nose with my tongue.

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:48 am

This forum wrote:

I am a pervert.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:48 am

When I was 8, I was the best goalie on my team in Soccer. After many MANY games of repetition, I asked my coaches if I could play on offense.
It took awhile to convince them since they REALLY didn't want me away from the goal, but they finally accepted (making me a defender though. har)

So, during the game, a girl was coming down my way and like usual, I tried to get the ball from her. I accidentally trip her, we fall over, her on top, and we get up thinking nothing of it
Until I felt my hand in pain, looked down and saw a HUGE GAPING HOLE IN MY HAND.
I had to go to the emergency room to get stitches. What happened when the girl fell on me, she accidentally bit her two front teeth into my hand and apparently lost one of them.

fun times

Vrominelli · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:48 am

Unbalanced wrote:

I was born with six fingers on one hand

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya...

Phat Shaggy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:49 am

Bacon wrote:

I can almost touch my nose with my tongue.

I can.
My tongue can also touch my tongue to my elbow.

Yes, I have a freakishly long tongue...

Crawfish · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:49 am

RikuKyuutu wrote:

When I was in second grade, I was being a stupid little kid and swinging between a desk and a bookshelf (like I had my arms braced against the top of each, and I was just swinging back and forth), and all of a sudden I blacked out. I got a concussion, and after that, I now frequently get odd blackouts, though they only last a minute or two at most.

Oh wow. Is it for sure caused by the concussion? Because my sister has epilepsy and she has (used to have really, medication now) small blackouts like that. They just last for a few seconds but happen often. I was just thinking maybe it's a misattribution. =o

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Actually, the thing attaching my tongue to the bottom of my mouth goes just a bit too far up the front of my tongue. This basically means I can't maneuver it very high.

Meh

Sloth · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:50 am

I'm extremely attracted to redheads with freckles.

Deiphobus · **Joined:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:42 am **Posts:** 6758

i'm 120 pounds.

Riku · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:52 am

Sloth wrote:

I am a pervert.

Weren't we supposed to say stuff that people didn't already know?

Deiphobus · **Joined:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:42 am **Posts:** 6758

i wear glasses.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:53 am

I am a brain in a jar.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:53 am

RikuKyuutu wrote:

When I was in second grade, I was being a stupid little kid and swinging between a desk and a bookshelf (like I had my arms braced against the top of each, and I was just swinging back and forth), and all of a sudden I blacked out. I got a concussion, and after that, I now frequently get odd blackouts, though they only last a minute or two at most.

Is your name Johnny Smith?

If so, what are your thoughts on political assassinations?

BANANA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:54 am

Do you talk, Foo? Or do you just clap your hands together and go pfffft

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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