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Shopping impulses are the worst.

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

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Chopstix wrote:
Shopping impulses are the worst.

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

Gotta have something to keep all those orifices occupied... at the same time.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
Chopstix wrote:
Shopping impulses are the worst.

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

Gotta have something to keep all those orifices occupied... at the same time.

The ears are just the worst to keep pop flyin'.

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Chopstix wrote:

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.


This belongs in the "Things that make you pop flyin'" thread

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LeftRightLeft wrote:
Chopstix wrote:

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.


This belongs in the "Things that make you pop flyin'" thread

:p

Do you actually think Double dong delight, Fists of fury, and Orville Cockstopper are enjoyable?

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Everyone is different

Different people come with different interests

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But they're all going to be the president!

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You didn't get it, did you, LRL?


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Nope

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Rule #1: You do not etcetc

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Cafall gets it. Have you figured it out yet?


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Cafall wrote:
Rule #1: You do not etcetc


Rule #2 You lose the game
Rule #3 etcetc.

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speaking of which, in the impulse thread:

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