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AZfag

:p

I know some Jiu-Jitsu and the basics of wrestling.

Although wrestling isn't a martial art...

I took Taekwondo a long time ago. I got a black belt after a couple years. Yay.

Does martial arts in videogames count?

My friend is the level Under black belt.

When he took his black belt test-fight thing the person knocked one of the spinal panels a little bit out of place (by accident)

He's trying again in about 1 month.

I did Kickboxing when I was... 7 or 8. Or even 6, I don't remember anymore. Went there for some month, but unfortunately the gym closed some day, I had so much fun. Specially because I hadn't any friends and I had to play alone by myself, it was good to let loose energy once or twice per week. I liked it so much, I still know the basic stance and the base move, even though it's been years. I wish I could've went there longer, I would've been more confident in myself and would've defended myself against my bully. Oh well

Bitch, I can Hadouken like nobody's goddamn business.

i have a cannon in my chest does that count

Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, practicing daily. Though, I left my actual classes due to moving out of the city. It's a shame, I could never locate another teacher as great as him, so I simply continued kicking random objects at home.

I'm certain my neighbors looove me.

Whats gooin on here?

I love you guys.

My brother took karate when he was little.
Like every cool kid did.

I learned At-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

I learned...












ZA WARUDO!

AT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA IS BETTER

But one cannot move when time is stopped unless they have the power to stop time themselves.

And yelling "MUDA MUDA" is better.

Hitting pressure points and making body parts explode or do other things to themselves is way cooler man.