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Someone's birthday

Edit: Dammit Lolita got it a second before I did.


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Answer is just birthday. GEE YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT THIS.


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I was going to say Christmas.

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I was going to say sex.


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Trygve wrote:
I was going to say sex.


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I am red but not red
I move but cannot move myself
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The heart?

SUBMIT daisies YOU AGH IT STILL HASN'T USUALLY THIS WORKS

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Arrg I am coming up with these myself I guess I'm too easy.

I'm going to come up with the best riddle ever one of these days and you are all going to rack your brains trying to solve it.

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I am you, but opposite.

This is another really easy one.

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A riddle being hard does not necessarily make it good. For example:

I am blue and appear to be aflame, yet I don't burn

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Zink wrote:
A riddle being hard does not necessarily make it good. For example:

I am blue and appear to be aflame, yet I don't burn

What am I?


Uhhh, a painting of blue fire?

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One man in Italy was rumored to be able to hang up his hat, blindfold himself, walk twenty paces in any direction, turn around and shoot his hat. He has never missed this shot. How?

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Before you guys waste your time I am just going to say that the answer is a blue coach that is on fire but doesn't burn because it is magic.

You see, being hard did not make that riddle good because it was terrible and stupid.


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Alexandy13 wrote:
One quickie

One man in Italy was rumored to be able to hang up his hat, blindfold himself, walk twenty paces in any direction, turn around and shoot his hat. He has never missed this shot. How?


He hangs his hat on his gun.


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