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Everyone is born with me, but not many know of me. I am sweet but you cannot eat me. Men have died for me. What am I?

If this one is to hard I will give hints. I'm making mine up as I go.

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Dayum! I thought I had you all.

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No, I think I'm at an advantage with my ADD meds helping me think clearly.

A man lives in the penthouse of a 125 story building, every day when he goes to work, he takes the elevator all the way from the 125th floor to the ground floor, but when he comes home, he only takes the elevator to the 65th floor and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

Hint: If it rains, he takes the elevator all the way to the 65th floor.

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His floor is the 65th.

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Hahaha, I was just guessing too.

I can only think of a really easy one. :( I am with you on the sand and in the snow, but you always leave me behind. What am I?

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Hahaha, I was just guessing too.

I can only think of a really easy one. :( I am with you on the sand and in the snow, but you always leave me behind. What am I?

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Alexandy13 wrote:
No, I think I'm at an advantage with my ADD meds helping me think clearly.

A man lives in the penthouse of a 125 story building, every day when he goes to work, he takes the elevator all the way to the ground floor, but when he comes home, he only takes the elevator to the 65th floor and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

Hint: If it rains, he takes the elevator all the way to the 65th floor.


It is because he is short or something, and on the way down he can push the button for the first floor, because that is lowest, but on the way back up he can only reach the button for the 65th floor.


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Yup. I'm not good at riddles. X)

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fffff yes

and I think you mean if it rains he takes it to the 125th floor because he has the umbrella and he can reach the button

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Why doesn't he just bring a stick or something every day?

It would save him a hell of a lot of walking up stairs.
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