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Defenestrator2.0
 Post subject: Def's Super Special Awesome Exotic Goods and Riddle Emporium
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:55 pm 
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Think up a riddle, and pose it to your fellow forum goers. Feel free to use riddles that you've heard, if you're an uncreative NARC.

You step all over me, and yet you fear me, for I alone judge your fate. I weigh the options, measure your worth, and assign you a number. To me, that number is your identity. To you, a sentence. But the number itself is not evil, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. What am I?

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Squigzog wrote:
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Correct!

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So I get to tell one now?


During the day I am your constant companion. During the night I am gone. What am I?

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If a gown is evening-wear, what is a suit of armor?

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Okay, mine isn't really a riddle, but a brain teaser, is that cool?

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If a gown is evening-wear, what is a suit of armor?

Knight/night wear.

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Alexandy13 wrote:
Okay, mine isn't really a riddle, but a brain teaser, is that cool?

Sure, knock yourself out.

I see can see you, and you can see me. But I am not like you. I only see you at face-value, but you can see right through me. And while your memories become hazy over time; mine last forever. I am superior to you in every way, yet you always push my buttons. One minute I'm sitting there idly, and then in a flash, you manage to push just the right button to set me off. What am I?

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You sir, would be a camera.

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You sir, would be a camera.

Right. Dasies, am I making these too easy?

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