AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well he didn't really. Because in the movie you find out that a different Fry lived out his life during those years and Seymour was there the whole time. Until Bender blew up Fry's apartment and encased Seymour in statue form similar to the people covered by volcanic ash and lava.

My character in Fable 2 looked like he had just finished a three year crack binge on the sun; a wrinkled mess with gray, cracked skin. In layman's terms, I was evil.

Being evil sucked. Every time I would come into town, everyone would run away. Initially, it's somewhat funny, but it gets annoying after a while.

My dude was loved and admired. I didn't have enough autograph cards for everybody.

I was never able to keep a lover interested. Ever. 8'C

I'd stay there every day and get them gifts and sleep with them when they wanted.

I'd come back with a gift one day and they'd be leaving me. I tried following one of them once.

It said they died as soon as they left the area, supposedly committing suicide.

I stopped trying to have a spouse after that and just bought all the houses for myself.

... I was so lonely. 8'CCC

I'LL BE YOUR LOVER STAR

YAY~ <3

Star I will be your paramour

Okay that was depressing.

I never got married, probably because all the NPCs are... well, NPCs. No personality. And looked like the other random person passing by. The probably only interesting one was where you should make a certain man fall in love with you, and then break his heart so a ghost gets revenge on him this way. But I guess I shouldn't complain, since this game is focused on you, so no other character shines this much.
My house was the one next to where you lived with your sister in the beginning. Since my save files got flubbed I didn't play trough the game, so I couldn't buy castle Fairfax and live there, altough I probably had enough cheddar haha.

I HAD SEX WITH EVERYONE.

I HAD CLOSE TO FIFTY WOMEN IN MY BED AT ONCE.

I married that girl in that one quest. You know, the one where if you don't marry her, she kills herself.

Just a tip: hanging is a lot cleaner and more respectable than a knife wound.

I lost.

My character married six times with people of both genders and from different social classes. Finding all of them different places to live where they'd both be pop flyin' and not bump into each other was funny. The prostitute wife got to move from dirty old Westcliff to slightly less dirty Bowerstone Old Town. Not a bad step up for her, I'd say.

I also killed that guy who found out I was a "bigamist". Apparently, he didn't know about the four other one... What would that be? A hexamist? A hexgamist?

Bigamy isn't only limited to two.