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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:36 pm 
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i had a WTF moment yesterday.
a drunk bum came to my friend adn me and grabbed his dick.
it was...awkward,so my friend punched him and we stole his bag full of doll's heads


That is awkward...o.o

...Though I'm curious what did you do with the doll's heads?

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i had a WTF moment yesterday.
a drunk bum came to my friend adn me and grabbed his dick.
it was...awkward,so my friend punched him and we stole his bag full of doll's heads
That is very WTF, but it reminded me of this awesome WTF moment my friends had.

Creepy Old Man in White: You know what day it is? How many seconds are in a year...?
Friend #1: Uhm... I... I don't... know...?
Friend #2: Uh...
COMIW: Can you say twelve?
1: ...
2: ... Twelve...?
COMIW: January second, february second...
1: Oh... heh heh... I get it...
2: Haha, yeah...
COMIW: Will you remember that?
1: Y...Yes?
COMIW: She won't. Because she has glasses.
2: Okay....
COMIW: Also because she's a woman. (Apparently my first friend, who is also a girl, will remember despite her gender) And women forget. *Muttering something about threes* Say yes.
1: Yes...?
COMIW: 1. They forget everything... I forget the other two.
1 and 2: *Feeble laughter*
COMIW: *Shuffles away*
1 and 2: ...
Other Creepy Man: Man, that guy's a nut.
1 and 2: ... *Walk away slowly*

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My turn for a story!

I was over at a friends house and we were all screwing around with toy guns and swords, and one of my friends came running around a corner and just disappeared... He slipped on the floor, and slide behind a chair. :awesome:
Sadly... I did the same thing moments after he did.

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Sailor Moon's manager phoned me at my work and said that Sailor Moon said hi.

She told me that he was all 'Hey there...' +thrust motion+

Uhm...

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
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i had a WTF moment yesterday.
a drunk bum came to my friend adn me and grabbed his dick.
it was...awkward,so my friend punched him and we stole his bag full of doll's heads
That is very WTF, but it reminded me of this awesome WTF moment my friends had.

Creepy Old Man in White: You know what day it is? How many seconds are in a year...?
Friend #1: Uhm... I... I don't... know...?
Friend #2: Uh...
COMIW: Can you say twelve?
1: ...
2: ... Twelve...?
COMIW: January second, february second...
1: Oh... heh heh... I get it...
2: Haha, yeah...
COMIW: Will you remember that?
1: Y...Yes?
COMIW: She won't. Because she has glasses.
2: Okay....
COMIW: Also because she's a woman. (Apparently my first friend, who is also a girl, will remember despite her gender) And women forget. *Muttering something about threes* Say yes.
1: Yes...?
COMIW: 1. They forget everything... I forget the other two.
1 and 2: *Feeble laughter*
COMIW: *Shuffles away*
1 and 2: ...
Other Creepy Man: Man, that guy's a nut.
1 and 2: ... *Walk away slowly*


I had a WTF moment similar to this one...

I was with a friend, and while we were walking around, some old guy came up to us and asked us what time it was. I suspected he was being a creep and didn't actually want to know the time, but I was polite anyway and told him I didn't have a watch.
Later on I was with my mom, and the same guy came up to us and asked us for the time. It was creepy.

















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I'm sure this is gonna be a very long WTF moment for y'all male genders.

Ready?

You sure?

Yes?

No?

Here we go.


I GOT NO SHORTS.

Oh, and Ame, if you were a horse, which you are presumably not, how would you have typed that post, assuming you had hooves? I want sugar cubes. T_T I'll pass on the milk though.

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Did you know that the colour of people's eyebrows are a pretty accurate representation of the colour of their pubes.


























Now go out in public and look at people's eyebrows. WTF guaranteed.

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Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.


Eh-heh-heh-heh.

Edit: Aww crap.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.



lol :D


uh, high school in general is just one huge wtf to me. although in specific, the occasional lunchroom fights/running away from school policeman. always entertaining,although im still left with a big wtf in my mind.


also, they make PB&J's there, but the jelly is yellow. yelley jelly.

as a friend said, "it looks like booty. Peanut butter and booty."


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Sarahrose wrote:
Did you know that the colour of people's eyebrows are a pretty accurate representation of the colour of their pubes.
I'm having a WTF moment right now wondering how you DISCOVERED THIS?

impmon08 wrote:
also, they make PB&J's there, but the jelly is yellow. yelley jelly.

as a friend said, "it looks like booty. Peanut butter and booty."
Well, is the jelly lemon-flavoured? Because if so, I understand, but if not... :shock:

Oh, just remembered a WTF moment from my highschool today; My friend went to pick up her water bottle, but apparently water + cookies = magnetic attraction, because when she quickly yanked the bottle up, the cookies sitting next to it came with it, went flying, and basically acted as a ninja stars to my neck.

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Seriously, Moleman.

I've come to revise my nitpicking:

"e" in mathematics actually refers to euler's number, which, much like pi, is an irrational number. e is approximately equal to 2.718, so what you've written is

6.02 x 10(2.718...)23

Which is apporximately equal to (with proper sigfigs)

3,800

Now, what you're looking for is a capital E. Of course, you may have gotten this mixed up, as on most graphing calculators, the E is smaller than the rest of the numbers and letters and mumbo jumbo, so as to differenciate it from the letter E, which appears because graphing calculators allow you to write with any letter of the alphabet by pressing the alpha button. These letters are used to store values and recall later using the 'sto>' button. But I digress. E is not e.

But even if you used E, you'd still be wrong. E really just means, "x10^", so 10E23 really means 10x10^23, or, once again, 10^24, which is very much not Avogadro's number.

I'm never going to stop until you change your goddamn signature.

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Ugh, don't know if this counts as a WTF moment (more like a series of little annoyances), but I need an outlet.

Anywho, y'know how when you have one big uh-oh moment, that's pretty much the highlight of the day? But when you have a little excusable one, they seem to pile up endlessly? Well, get this. I wake up in the morning at a reasonably good time, all refreshed and rarin' to go to a non-mandatory study session at school for my Math Final. I go through the daily routines, eating breakfast, taking a shower, brushing my teeth, etc. Just before I go, I get to gellin my hair just the way I like it (now, for you narcists like me, you'll know that pretty much is the most important part of the day), and realize that my glasses aren't anywhere in sight. My spare had been missing for a few weeks now, so I get to searching the entire house lord knows how many times, cursing and ranting the entire way (I recently learned my neighbor's 3 and 5 year old daughters where out playing in their back yard at that time, with little more than screen windows between them and myself). After a couple hours, I find them under my little brother's bed. I don't even know where to begin on that.

Anyway, my hair is a mess by now (having been searching frantically) so I fix it up and head to my car to hurry to the session. There's bird droppings on my side window (I just washed the car the day before), then it starts raining as soon as I start the car. Few minutes out on the road I find that my left rear blinker is out. No problem. I pass the site of an accident on the way, and somehow end up with a cop car to my left and behind me. I'm afraid to veer in front of them because I'm only on a provisional license (need only 1 ticket to get suspended) so I miss my turn to the auto store and have to take the long route. No sweat it.

After hitting every red light on the way to school, I arrive an hour late for the session. The alleged classroom for the session is empty and locked, so I start searching the entire floor to see if the room was changed. I figure even if I'm late, I'd still have a great excuse to bitch to my friends about my day to make me feel better. After an exhausting search, I run into my teacher, who informs me that I had my time wrong and she was just heading to the classroom to start the session then, and I would be the first one there. On my way home I start cursing my good bad luck in the car, finally accepting that what had happened that day was for the best anyway. Before I can get off the entrance ramp to the freeway and gun to blend into traffic, the driver behind me (apparently thinking that I had already left) guns her car into the back of mine, just as soon as I put my foot on the pedal.

Be careful how you pick 'em, eh?

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Wow, that's a long post. Seems like the kinda thing a whiny preteen would post on their blog. *friendly fire!*

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.



What colour were they?

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I'm having a WTF moment right now wondering how you DISCOVERED THIS?


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hah. I had a WTF moment a couple years ago when i went travelling on the greyhound bus from Central Ontario to Kentucky.

I was at the Columbus Ohio bus terminal for a layover, and i go to get a cup of coffee, and there's this homeless guy in front of me that kinda looked like that Dave Chappelle character that i can't think of the name for...the "I want some Crack!" one.
anywho he asked for a couple dollars for "coffee", and me being canadian and stupid, i give him it...and then he wraps his arms around me and starts calling me Tom Cruise, and was saying stuff like "I love you Tom!"
yeah. good thing security was right there. i felt dirty for the rest of the bus trip.


Another WTF moment, is me taking a Greyhound bus all the way to southern Mississippi in August, because I'm too cheap to pay for a plane ticket. 2 days on a bus :|

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