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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:29 am 
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Ironic post you've got there, PirateDude.

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You guys are all a bunch of crazy spammers.


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I make threads based on Movies when we already have a thread devoted to movie discussion.


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perfect avatar decker.


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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This is copypasta, I don't actually do this, idiot.

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie-

I immediately thought of you having fantasy sex with him


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Why else would the shower curtain stick to my leg? Because of water?

Psshaw.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This is copypasta, I don't actually do this, idiot.


Copyposta or not, I could seriously believe LB doing this at least.

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Hey Star I didn't know you did the same ritual as me

Terminator is so sxc


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Decker wrote:
PirateDude202 wrote:
You guys are all a bunch of crazy spammers.


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I make threads based on Movies when we already have a thread devoted to movie discussion.

That's not the same. Obviously, I want to talk about a specific movie or series of movies instead of just talking about movies in general.

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Talk about Punch-Out!!, here!


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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

This is copypasta, I don't actually do this, idiot.


Copyposta or not, I could seriously believe LB doing this at least.


That makes me excited for some reason.

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LB doing that, me doing that, or the ritual in general?

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LB doing that, me doing that, or the ritual in general?


All of it.

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It's a shared experience. He's the liquid metal one and I'm Arnold.

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