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Narwhale Island:
Angel
Creeper
Kalekemo
Phat Shaggy
Starseed

City of Ashes:
Alexandy13
Mr. Mander

Decker's Cave:
Deiphobus
Unbalanced


I'm still waiting for at least a few other people to decide which key they'll go after before I form an alliance. I'll quote the list once in a while so it isn't necessary to keep going back pages.

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Well you don't have to wait for me, I PMd Epona already and we sorta made out something. I continue to search for the jellyfish, since I got no clue what has happened to Torizo.

Also, I'm gonna post the group list on the first page along with the usefull information, so people can check easily.

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gigoergong wrote:
gigoergong wrote:
Narwhale Island:
Angel
Creeper
Kalekemo
Phat Shaggy
Starseed

City of Ashes:
Alexandy13
Mr. Mander

Decker's Cave:
Deiphobus
Unbalanced
Squigzog


I'm still waiting for at least a few other people to decide which key they'll go after before I form an alliance. I'll quote the list once in a while so it isn't necessary to keep going back pages.

Fine I'll stick around. GEEZ... Pressuring me.

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Decker's Cave:
Deiphobus
Unbalanced
Squigzog


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The Narwhale Island group is all aready and accounted for, so that bit of the list is done.

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Who said I'm entering. I'm staying outside.

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So I appear to be leaning towards the City of Ashes.

I'll wait until tomorrow to see if anyone else who isn't on right now wants in on the City of Ashes or Decker's Domain before joining for sure though. Wouldn't want to leave anyone out...

THE STANDINGS

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City of Ashes:
Alexandy13
Mr. Mander
Sir Gigsalot(?)

Decker's Domain:
Deiphobus
Unbalanced
Squigzog

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squigzog, you can fit in my AWESOME ALL PURPOSE UTILITY GUITAR CASE


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“Oh gawd, this thing is so heavy…” The voice inside of the ancient chest whispered, as whatever was inside pushed up against the lid.

After a few minutes, the lid began to open slightly. From within the small gap between the lid and the bottom of the chest, poke a small, pale hand followed by another one moments later. Finally, a small head poked out of the chest. It was that of a young, female sprite. The sprite shook her head and let her long, white hair flow out of the chest. She let out a sigh of relief, having finally escaped from her prison.

“At last! I thought I’d never get out of there…” The little sprite proclaimed joyously. Suddenly, her grip on the lid gave way and it came crashing down on her torso, which was not out of the chest yet. She let out a huge yelp.

“Ah! My back… it hurts… must get out.” She squealed as she wiggled her small body free and fell down to the ground. She quickly got up and brushed off white dress and glossy wings. Her blue eyes gleamed in the darkness, as the spite tried to adjust to the light. After a few failed attempts at finding her bearings, she finally lifted her feet off the ground and floated up into the air. Without warning, an eerie, green glow seemed to envelope her entire body. Her stare went blank, as she looked out into some unseen abyss. This carried on for a couple of seconds and was swiftly followed by her closing her eyes shut and taking a deep breath. Her body ceased to glow.

“An island… a clock tower… the dragon’s lair. I understand now.” The sprite said in a low, sombre tone. “I must complete my mission… Epona, I will not let you escape my grasp.” With that, she clenched her tiny fists and began to concentrate. Her body erupted into a magnificent array of colours, as she lifted up her hand and opened in fist. In her palm formed a sphere of concentrated energy. The walls of the inner sanctuary were beginning to crumble after years of erosion and due to the incredible pressure of the water all around it. The sprite began to chant to herself, as the columns came crashing down around her and water spurted from the cracks in the ceiling.

“I only have enough power left in me to do this once, so I better hope that I can break through that barrier around the castle…” The sprite exclaimed.

By the power of the sea and the ancients, ones of days long lost,
I, Angelica von Fullecoppe, summon forth the energies of Inner Earth,
With the force of the heavens and the scourge of the underworld,
May my arrow pierce through space and time!


Just as the ruins began to collapse around her, Angelica vanished in a flash of bright light. Instantaneously, the same light appeared somewhere within the lower catacombs of Epona’s Castle. Angelica blasted out from its source and crashed right into a wall made of stone.

“There are no words to describe how painful this is…” She said, coughing out a mouthful of dust. Floating gently to the ground, she took a moment to rest and sort her thoughts. “It appears that I ended up a little short of my expectations, but at least I made it through that pesky barrier. I’ll just lie down a second and plan my next move…” Having said that, Angelica fell backwards into the dirt floor and passed out for a bit before regaining consciousness.

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Okay, that's my part for a while! I know it sounds cheesy and stuff, but I started to have fun with it as I got writing. I love how you get to that point where words just seem to flow out from within you. I hope it's okay. If there are any problems, I'll be more than pop flyin' to fix or remove them. And yes, I know the chant was stupid, but I like doing that kinda thing when a character casts a big spell. Enjoy the read. =P

PM me if there is a conflict of interests Tori, so I can fix it A.S.A.P.

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No. But thanks for the offer.

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gigoergong wrote:
So I appear to be leaning towards the City of Ashes.

I'll wait until tomorrow to see if anyone else who isn't on right now wants in on the City of Ashes or Decker's Domain before joining for sure though. Wouldn't want to leave anyone out...

THE STANDINGS

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City of Ashes:
Alexandy13
Mr. Mander
Sir Gigsalot(?)
iconsting

Decker's Domain:
Deiphobus
Unbalanced
Squigzog


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isn't everyone supposed to be getting the keys except torizo and genosi(because they were transported there), instead of just bypassing the barrier, white


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Apparently she has some superpowers, beeing kept in that underwater city for howmanyyears by Epona. I'll watch for now where this is heading, if this is getting too godmoddish someones getting disqualified (look whos talking lolvillainfromadventurethread ._.)

Anyways, UPDATE. This time without pictures, forgive me.




As I come closer to Bubbas 'office', the music gets louder. I always hated going there, but Bubba was one of my best informants. "The Dirty Shark"... a convenient name for this filthy local and their filthy customers.
As I enter I can't help but notice the drooling mass, standing shoulder on shoulder, staring at the young girl dancing at the pole, already undressing her with their mind and probably doing even more. I never understood why you would sell your body like this. I wanted to get out of here as fast as I could, so I stopped a waitress who was just passing me by.


Blademane wrote:
Excuse me miss, I'm looking for Bubba. Tell him his prude friend is looking for him, he'll know who I am.

Waitress wrote:
Hmm, I never saw you before. How am I supposed to trust you?

Blademane wrote:
How are you supposed to trust anyone in here?

Waitress wrote:
Eh good point. I'll bring you to him.


She brings me to his room, I'm pretty pop flyin' about that, in this way I don't have to watch those creepers. This whole scene is making me sick.

Waitress wrote:
Hey Bubba, here's someone who wants to talk to you.

Bubba wrote:
What? What is it, I'm busy!


Bubba looked up from his desk and directly at me. His expression changed to a mix between surprise, happyness and anger.

Bubba wrote:
By the nipples of my mother, holy shit Blademane, is that you? Lucy, get outta here!

Blademane wrote:
Good to see you're still alive. There are informations I need from you.

Bubba wrote:
Great, you go away and 20 years later you come back and want information. How about you tell me how you've been? Ye know, you were my biggest customer and a great source of income.

Blademane wrote:
Still concerned about money, old habits don't die I guess. Well look, I'm somewhat in a hurry, I don't really have time for smalltalk.

Bubba wrote:
Pfff you're no fun. Well, sit down, take a cigarette and tell me what crawled up your butt.


Cigarettes... I haven't had one in those 20 years. Since I arrived in this city again I felt the constant urge to smoke one. I gladly took Bubbas offer and sat down, grabbing me a cigarette he then lits on fire. This taste... so satisfying. Even more then Emmas moonhowler with blueberries.

Blademane wrote:
Well Bubba, to keep the story short, a good friend of mine is in trouble, and I need a red jellyfish. And here is your part, I got-

Bubba wrote:
Ha, ha, wait, did you say you need a jellyfish? What the hell happened, did your friend turn into some sort of seacreature and now he's starving? Haha, hahaha!

Blademane wrote:
No idea where I should go search them. They should be somewhere in the southern sea, but still. You should know someone who can help me out.

Bubba wrote:
Still no sense of humor, I see. But heck, jellyfish? I'm not sure if I know someone. Lemme see.


Bubba took out a small notebook from his front pocket and skimmed trough the pages, mumbling to himself. He seems to have gotten a lot of new contacts over the years, normally he would've been trough by now.


Bubba wrote:
Nope. Nothing. Zero. Nada. I don't know anyone who could even have the least bit of clue about tunas.

Blademane wrote:
Jellyfishes. Not tuna. But thanks anyways Bubba for your time, I'll be on my way then.

Bubba wrote:
Hey, already heading out- ah why am even trying, you won't listen to me anyways. Well, but hey, you know who to come to when you want to get back on your bounty hunter roots, eh eh?

Blademane wrote:
Goodbye Bubba.


As I close the door behind me, I can hear him swearing at me. It was a good idea that I didn't mention who am I going to consult next... Actually, I can't search her. You can't find Tamiel, she finds you.
As I'm walking to the exit, I sensed a faint smell of blood... from my corner of my eye I catched a small person covered in dirty clothes grinning at me. As fast as the person appeared, the next blink it was gone again. I smiled to myself and left this filthy place.


Blademane wrote:
Hey Tamiel. How have you been?


My question got answered by her typical, eerie laugh. I've known her for long enough to know that the way she's laughing now ment that she's pop flyin'. It's good to know that she is still on my side.

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ill be in the super secret city of ashes club ;D

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