AWKWARD ZOMBIE

IZZHOV HAS A NEW RECORD OF NUMBER OF POSTS IN A DAY WTF


VROM IS A SANDWICH

BURN THE TEMPTATIONAL SANDWICH

BURN
BURN
BURN
BURN

That is the second most strangest thing anyone has ever called me.

SANDWICH

I recently was IMing my friend. She's a n00b.

Friend: OMG LOL
Friend: a horse
Me: OMGWTFLOLBBQ
Me: HOARS
Friend: ur had a bbq today?

No joke. I'm pretty sure she was serious.















WATER THE FLOWERS

Water, I think you're being called. It's something about the flowers.

10e23 is actually equal to 10x10^23, which is 10^24.

I didn't even read this topic.

Uhh...

Best WTF moment I can remember...

..Well besides what I've read here in the past hour,

Is when me and my friends went to hang out in the cemetery and this lady ran away when she saw us coming and later spied on us from behind a tombstone.

I thought it would be a funny idea to charge her screaming but my friend stopped me. She thought she would've run into traffic.

You were hanging out at a cemetery in the daytime? How lame!

Yeah,cemeteries are for hanging out in the night,scare the shit out of poeple and random sex
i had a WTF moment yesterday.
a drunk bum came to my friend adn me and grabbed his dick.
it was...awkward,so my friend punched him and we stole his bag full of doll's heads

That is awkward...o.o

...Though I'm curious what did you do with the doll's heads?

That is very WTF, but it reminded me of this awesome WTF moment my friends had.

Creepy Old Man in White: You know what day it is? How many seconds are in a year...?
Friend #1: Uhm... I... I don't... know...?
Friend #2: Uh...
COMIW: Can you say twelve?
1: ...
2: ... Twelve...?
COMIW: January second, february second...
1: Oh... heh heh... I get it...
2: Haha, yeah...
COMIW: Will you remember that?
1: Y...Yes?
COMIW: She won't. Because she has glasses.
2: Okay....
COMIW: Also because she's a woman. (Apparently my first friend, who is also a girl, will remember despite her gender) And women forget. *Muttering something about threes* Say yes.
1: Yes...?
COMIW: 1. They forget everything... I forget the other two.
1 and 2: *Feeble laughter*
COMIW: *Shuffles away*
1 and 2: ...
Other Creepy Man: Man, that guy's a nut.
1 and 2: ... *Walk away slowly*

My turn for a story!

I was over at a friends house and we were all screwing around with toy guns and swords, and one of my friends came running around a corner and just disappeared... He slipped on the floor, and slide behind a chair. :awesome:
Sadly... I did the same thing moments after he did.

Sailor Moon's manager phoned me at my work and said that Sailor Moon said hi.

She told me that he was all 'Hey there...' +thrust motion+

Uhm...

I had a WTF moment similar to this one...

I was with a friend, and while we were walking around, some old guy came up to us and asked us what time it was. I suspected he was being a creep and didn't actually want to know the time, but I was polite anyway and told him I didn't have a watch.
Later on I was with my mom, and the same guy came up to us and asked us for the time. It was creepy.

















WENT TO FLORIDA

I'm sure this is gonna be a very long WTF moment for y'all male genders.

Ready?

You sure?

Yes?

No?

Here we go.


I GOT NO SHORTS.

Oh, and Ame, if you were a horse, which you are presumably not, how would you have typed that post, assuming you had hooves? I want sugar cubes. T_T I'll pass on the milk though.

Did you know that the colour of people's eyebrows are a pretty accurate representation of the colour of their pubes.


























Now go out in public and look at people's eyebrows. WTF guaranteed.