AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah so i was shaving just a few minutes ago, and being uncoordinated as i am my razor somehow cut my ear.
It's not a tiny cut either, blood was bodaciously dripping off my ear before i started holding a rag up to it.
Anyway, i'm trying to figure out exactly how i did that seeing as the part of my face i was aiming for was no where near my right ear.

My friend's dog recently had puppies. One day she checks on them and two of them had died (these things happen) and she goes to tell her mother.
Later, her mother walks into the living room with the two dead puppies in a plastic bag, smiles, holds the bag up and shakes it, and says "I love it when the puppies howl"

That was her WTF moment and a good one at that imo

Anyway, any wtf moments you'd care to share?

The only ones I currently have on the mind are how I'm apparently hearing and seeing things, if that works.

And that puppy WTF moment is indeed What The Fuck.

Mother should get a knife through the gullet. Disrespect of the dead seriously pisses me off, more so if it's something like that.

Also, I read a Eva Doujin.

say all the fuck you want, but it was pure WTF.

Lately, about half of my what ifs have been coming true. And now I see several keywords in several video games appearing in innocent books and on the radio. And now my favorite phrase is, "IT BOUNCES!" Egads.

i can think of only one WTF moment at the moment.

lately ive been seeing people in py dreams and then i wake up. then exactly three days later i see those same people somewhere and then they smile at me and walk past! I SERIOUSLY STARTIN TO FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!

any way that my moment and i still can't figure out how to get the stupid avatar to work. :)....>(

...The first time I was ever Rick Roll'd.




Also: 7th Grade Social Studies

Mr. Dettling: Abbie, name a contenent in the Western Hemisphere.

Abbie, completely clueless: Um...uh, like...Canada?

No. Just No.

In freshman bio, a girl asked if a heart transplant would change a persons personality...

And once in gym we were doing backwards running drills, and not paying attention, i start running in the wrong direction and collide into a girl who must have been at least 40 kilograms less than me. She essentially ricocheted off of me, and i'm just really glad she was okay.

Actually, that can happen. A lot of the heart transplant patients my mom knows tend to pick up some habits of the donor, and it freaks them out to no end.

Also, to be on topic... My life is a WTF moment.

I'm certain of that, at least if you consider dying from transplant rejection and heart failure a habit. :awesome:

I basically did the same thing in grade 6 or 7, say Canada was a continent, I mean..

And there was a girl in my grade 9 science class that asked two questions I still laugh at to this day:
"What are 'feces'?" and "When we fly planes, why don't we crash into the stars?"

I had a wtf moment just before. At the end of my shift, a co-worker asked if I needed a lift home (we live on the same street, you see). He's this big Islamic guy with a pedo-stache and a toothy grin. Anyway, he takes me to his pimpin' ride, which turns out to be a rusty old van. Against my better judgement, I got in. Then he offered me gummy bears. I was genuinely surprised when the night ended without me getting raped.

Best moment I've had so far is hanging out with three of my friends and we got off the topic o Marvel heros and started making up powers for each other. and out other friends. It was hilarious some of he things we thought up.

I have a lot of WTF conversations
they count right?
for example:
Friend of mine:do you see anything wrong about my tiddies?
Me:What?
FoM:I'm asking if you can see the camera i hid in there
Me:

or:
Me:hey,do you have a girlfriend?
Guy:yeah
me:do you facebattle each other?
guy:yeah
me:do you have sex?
guy: NOO
Me:pussy...

Guy who we think is gay: Teacher,ask me how am i today
Teacher: How are you?
GWWTIG: Super hot

they're more of 'em but i don't know how to translate some mexican expressions...

Sorry, I don't have any World Trade Federation moments to share yet.

WTF HOW DOES THAT WORK OUT LIKE THAT

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WITCH

BURN THE WITCH







WTF