AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Foo suggested that I make a new thread instead of just putting this in the L4D thread, so I decided to make this a full-fledged let's play!

Ok, I have the first chapter ready. Most of the time, I'll play as Nick unless i feel like playing as someone else. I probably won't update more than once or twice per day. Also, since this is practically a blind Let's play, I might get stuck, so I won't show the campaigns I completely botch. I do plan to play through and beat all of them, so be patient.

Table of Contents

Dead Center
1: Hotel
2: Streets

DEAD CENTER
1: Hotel

So, I start off on the roof of the unnamed hotel.

Hey look, a helicopter!


Wait, why is it flying away?

Noooo! Come back! ;o;

Well then, to the mall we go!

Before I go any farther, let me introduce you to my fellow survivors. Say hi, guys!

They’re…kinda shy, I guess.

Oh well, I pick up an axe (my melee weapon) and a medkit, and I go on my way. I'll get a gun later.



At the end of the staircase, I open the door…


And there’s a welcoming party! And by welcoming party, I mean a bunch of zombies waiting to be dismembered.



When we get to a closet, there is a weird glitch that I hope to never see again.

Yes, that zombie is still moving.



Because I am very LEEEEEROY JENKIIINS, I tend to get beaten up a lot. I take this lull in action to heal myself.

When we finally get to the elevator, there’s a little introduction. Which I find kinda silly since, you know, I can see their names on their health bars.




I pry open the doors, and…

Woah. That is not a small fire. That is a big fire. (my apologies to Zink)
I throw the jar of Boomer Bile I have saved until this point to avoid slogging my way through some of the zombies, and then I pick up the one conveniently placed at my feet.
Basically, what Boomer Bile does is attract zombies much like a pipe bomb, but instead of exploding, they just rip each other to shreds. Throwing it in a fire or off a cliff is a good idea when you are about to be mobbed. I still prefer Molotov cocktails (which make fire) and pipe bombs over Boomer Bile though.


I pick up a suitable gun. It’s only a pump shotgun, but that should do for now.





After a few minutes of stumbling around and nearly getting caught on fire, I finally find my way to the lobby. There’s a safe house ahead, yay!



First chapter finished! Not too bad!

Cool posting in the right place Angie.

FUCK

Can someone move it please?

done

Woah why is your L4D2 so smokey and grey?

I'll get a shot of mine for you

YAAAY
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Looking good so far.

I SEE YOU ARE ENJOYING THAT booty THERE, NICK

I'm playing this on a laptop, if I had a more powerful computer to play it on, I would use that, but unfortunately, I can't. I do appreciate that I don't have to re-size the screenshots though.

Ah

I'm on a Laptop too, by the way.

Not any kind of male pride shit, it's just I don't like it when people blame laptops for running games incorrectly when laptops are perfectly fine

Whenever I try to play on a higher resolution the game slows to a crawl. Perhaps I'll look into it later, but for now i think 800x600 resolution is fine.

It's perfectly fine, I'm not gonna have a go at you for NOT running in a higher resolution

My old laptop couldn't even run flash games without lagging

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS. I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT YOU ARE APOLOGIZING FOR AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS UNFORGIVABLE. I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS I WILL NOW CRITICIZE THIS LET'S PLAY UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SADNESS

LEFT 4 DEAD 2? MORE LIKE LEFT 4 STUPID!

ON A SCALE OF 1 TO TERRIBLE I GIVE THIS A TERRIBLE!

COULD YOU MAYBE REPHRASE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WRITTEN SO FAR? I DON'T SPEAK UGLY.

THIS LET'S PLAY IS LIKE A TRAIN WRECK, IN THE SENSE THAT TRAIN WRECKS ARE NOT VERY GOOD LET'S PLAYS

NEED I GO ON?

;o;

Is once or twice per day not much? ... man, I must be really lazy.
Anyway, I'm liking this so far. Especially since I don't have L4D2, so I finally get to see something other than those two parts of The Parish from the demo.
Also, I didn't even know that it's possible to play in third-person.


I would do something like +1000 respect here, but I don't think that would do your post justice.