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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:43 pm 
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eh i found it too hard to be true.

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Leoj wrote:
too hard to be true.


Why oh why did I think you were talking about something else.

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What was that signature Dark used to always have...

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I HAVE HAD MANY

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Deep throbbing penetration.

Or something?

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oh yea that sig


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Myk wrote:
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The Big Cheese wrote:
I HAVE HAD MANY


quoting Gangs of New York:


Have I ever had you before?

So you don't call me by my christian name.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
To be honest, a daring escape from a hospital by a dude with an abdominal infection, a paraplegic and a blind guy is pretty cool.

This part made the whole story worth the read.

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What Crawfish said. I liked the story, just didn't find the humour.


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It is now that psycho nurse plays her hand. She points at my friend. The fans are struggling to cope. They sense the shit about to come. I am desperate to defuse the situation. I consider over-over drive for a third time. My displaced kidney has no exit strategy. My brain is in my lung. My lung. There is nothing I can do.

The following statement - reproduced word for word; profanity included - marks the moment in time the fans stopped spinning.

“You; get out. You’re in my fucking hospital and you do what I say. This is plain madness.”

I look at my friend. I know what is coming. From beyond the grave, Miss Portman bows her head. I will need her strength.

“MADNESS?.”

My friend tilts his head towards psycho nurse. His voice is bellowing. It echoes out into the hallway. If God didn’t know I was here before, he does now.

"NO."

Psycho nurse is taken aback. Fleeting silence fills the room.

“THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!”

Psycho nurse looks to him, and then to me. Her mouth is open. There is outrage and confusion in her eyes. I think I want to die.

My friend laughs and walks out the door.

“Don’t go flying away on that thing yeah?”

Psycho nurse looks at the broom in her hands as my friend disappears around the corner. My McDonalds bag falls on the floor.

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Alright, you got me there. I didn't read that much into it, admittedly


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I guessed as much. It definitely gets better the farther it goes.

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Karilyn wrote:
I guessed as much. It definitely gets better the farther it goes.


At first I thought that sentence would sound better as

Karilyn wrote:
I guessed as much. It definitely gets better the farther in it goes.


But then I remembered the top of this page.

Also hospitals are evil and that story is cool.

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I loved the part about the guy with bags under his eyes.


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This is the most fantastic thing ever. That is all.


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