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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:28 am 
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I'm sure the aforementioned fanfic also ends in Link having a sore bottom


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Oh no! The poorness is kidnapping me! Help me, Aryan Link! Help me! I blame this poorness on Hitler Ganon!


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I'd like to see a Zelda game where Zelda is a jewish girl living in the slums, Ganon is Hitler and Link is a young Aryan boy who's heart has been touched by the poor girls plight and is convinced to help her escape.

Wait, did you just say the story would be about trying to help someone escape... from living in the slums?
More thinking trying to escape the Gestapo. An interesting fact about the Nazis in WWII that you'd be forgiven for not knowing is what they did with the Jews.

And why does it have to be fanfic? Think Saboteur meets Majoras Mask meets Ico.


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But you said it was a Zelda game.

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Guys, Guys, The Spy is like Link from Majora's mask.

So many masks.

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Very few of Links masks were made from cardboard and relied on everyone around him being very gullible. Okay, fine, the Stone Mask, but no others.


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actually, the spy is majora.


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The Great Fairy's bra was made of cardboard

How else could they be so.. deadly


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Got round to designing that cannon boss I mentioned earlier. Well, when I say design, I mean drew what I thought the TP one looked like from memory and then tooned it up.
http://i49.tinypic.com/33afiuu.jpg
For a more in depth picture (bad quality) click here.
If you've got any questions ask away, but I can't answer them until tomorrow. So yeah.
Well yeah, that's it. I also drew Epona's Link but he ended up looking like a mountain climber. And Dekus. I started drawing Dekus. I'll post them tomorrow.

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That looks pretty badass.


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I like it too!

It sort of reminds me of a ghetto (but still cool) version of that one cannon that shoots you to the City in the Sky.

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So Spirit Tracks has been awesome. I just finished it. I loved the story and the difficulty was okay. I did get stumped on a couple of puzzles and die a few times.
This has not happened for years in Zelda!

I wish it was longer though. I mean it is a pocket Zelda! Pocket Zelda adventures are supposed to last quite a bit (as for any pocket game). But whatever it was still fun.


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Been playing through it and for the most part I enjoy it.
[spoiler] I like how they are in a big hurry to get to the fire temple and then they have to do a thousand things to unlock the way there.[/spoiler]

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Well I like
[spoiler]side quests. I had actually already brought the Anouki to the Wellspring station ages before even getting to the Fire Realm.[/spoiler]

Also:
I hate Anouki's! God I thought they were just part of the Wind Fish's dream and they aren't! They may be cute but they're all so lazy, arrogant, self-centered, and narrow minded.
Man if I ever see one more Anouki! GAHHHH!

This is one thing that rustled me off:
[spoiler]In the desert you're attacked by Sand Sharks. A.K.A. those giant sharks from Phantom Hourglass recolored to be brown. They have the same exact animations including the swimming.
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T THEY JUST USE LEEVERS! That's so lazy! I am in a rage. Every fucking time I got to the desert now and I have to fume because of those stupid sand sharks!
AJFDKAJFDKAJDKFJJKJDFDKHG! [/rantingraeg][/spoiler]

Other wise the game was a blast. Still doing the mini-quests. I love brining cargo and having people ride my train. It makes Hyrule seem more real.

One bad thing came from having trains though. Everything is really really expensive (everywhere).


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@ Epona's spoilers:

[spoiler]NO LEEVERS IN A DESERT STAGE?!? ADGEJHDNHFURHHCK!
That is just wrong.[/spoiler]

And I hate how expensive everything is as well. (2000 rupees for a larger quiver? That's my usual BUDGET for most of the game! I'd never be able to pay for it!)

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