AWKWARD ZOMBIE

...FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO.

"OH HEY MIYAMOTO, WHATS UP? SO I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND MAKE THIS GAME A SPECIAL DISC THAT IS HARD TO READ. THAT OKAY?"

"NO PROBLEM SAKURAI, I'M JUST BUSY MAKING SURE THE WII CAN NOT BE CLEANED BY THE OWNERS THEMSELVES SO THAT IF THERE IS ANY DUST IN THEIR HOMES, THEY WILL HAVE TO SEND THEIR WII TO US."

"GEE, WHAT AN ODD COMBINATION. OKAY, LETS PLAY SOME BRAWL."

FUCK YOU!

Now I have to fucking send this daisies company my Wii and my copy of Brawl which I went at MIDNIGHT to get and then had to try 50 or so times to play it to be sure I wasn't just in a nightmare.

I'm quite upset.

Oh and Hi to anyone that remembers me.

How is FUCKING SONIC IN BRAWL? IS HE FUN TO PLAY? IS SPEED HIS GAME!? IS IT REALLY?

Hey.

Christoph's rustled because he was one of the five people who Nintendo decided to piss on by giving them crappy Wii's that can't read Brawl's two layers. Nintendo hates you, Christoph. You might as well kill yourself now.

Seriously, it's like "AW HAW HAW, SIRRY AMELICAN GAME PRAYER WANTS TO PRAY BLAWR? WE MUST GIVE HIM THE MOST SHITTY CONSORE WE HAVE."

Also, hi.

How are you guys?

God hates you, and you fail.

Nothing much.

Hahaha, Brawl's so fun.

Man, I do love me some Brawl. Its so fun, especially WiFi matches.

CHRISTOPH! I remember you! *waves frantically* I thought you had left this place for good.

Also, I have a Wii, but no Brawl. And probably won't be getting it till summer or something. Le sigh~

Eh, just dropping by. College life isn't very glamorous.

Perhaps I'll re-establish my bonds here sometime, but feel free to add me to AIM or MSN or whatever you have.

I won't bite, unless that's your fetish.

Ah well. Not as bad as here. I do not know how much longer I will have to wait for brawl. Maybe a few more weeks? A month? I am not sure. c:


But that does suck. I would not like having my Wii being sent over for repairs. ]:

When I was a stalker of this thread, I was very asinine because I was too afraid to post because I would most likely let words slip and get flamed for something. xD; But I remember seeing you around Christoph. c:

i dont remeber you cuz im new here, in the forum that is. i love this comic and should be getting brawl today. i is uber excited.

What he...she...whatever. What it said. So uh, hey.
Also, man, sucks for you. A friend of mine cleaned his lense with canned air, if you wanna try that.

What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of Captain Falcon being such a manly beast.

:3 Fixed.

I'm also one of those five people that Nintendo decided to shit on. Brawl worked perfectly... for four days. Now Luigi, Lucas, Zelda/Sheik, Rumble Falls, and Mushroomy Kingdom are completely unplayable.

Oh, and I got an email from Nintendo on the matter.

I have been given free certificates to kick two Nintendo employees of my choice in the balls. I chose Masahiro Sakurai and Reggie Fils-Aime. Why? Because Sakurai made a game that barely runs on the system it's for, and Fils-Aime authorized the production of the system that barely runs its best game.

EPIC. FAIL.

At least I unlocked Sonic, R.O.B., Ganondorf, Falco, and Captain Falcon before it decided to die.