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I HEARD... that most Americans can't actually find America on a map of the world.

They often point to the biggest continent, which is Eurasia, where Russians and stuff live.

Ahaha!

You know... I always hear people say that...

Yet I've never actually met anyone who can't point to America on a map.

As far as I can tell, that statement has about as much truth to it as a Bigfoot sighting.

For what little it's worth, the internet says it's one in five Americans who can't pinpoint America on a map.

I'd admit that this is probably true of most Britons as well.


To be honest, I find PAGE GETS to more annoying than anything - because I usually have to go back and quote from the previous page for the sake of continuity.

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I don't think geography-dodging pikey scum make up 1/5th of the country

More like 1/9 or 10
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Do babies and very small children count as "Americans"?

If so, they might be throwing off the statistic a bit.
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Do babies and very small children count as "Americans"?

If so, they might be throwing off the statistic a bit.

I was thinking that too.

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Well, actually there may be a little truth the the statistic.

The girl that sits in front of me in Biology is not the sharpest lightbulb in the drawer. We were asked to draw the location of our town on the World Map. We live in eastern Washington. She pointed to Rusia. She apparently thought India was Florida.


She's nice. Just not that smart.


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sharpest lightbulb in the drawer

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He's referring to the drawer of broken light bulbs in everyone's house. Even yours has one.

Don't you feel more enlightened now, great one?!
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xkcd is surprisingly relevant to this topic.
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
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sharpest lightbulb in the drawer

:psyduck:

*smashes lightbulb* I'mma gonna shank you.

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Just with a lightbulb... not a erm... bottle... yeah.

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xkcd is surprisingly relevant to this topic.
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Luckily for me, I have no prolem with embarrasing music.

I also own these neat little things called "headphones".

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I also own these neat little things called "headphones".

So do I, but my music is still playing loud enough to be heard in the next room.
Everything else is too quiet.

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i play my music super loud but pandora hasn't played anything that embarrassing yet
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HEYY KIDDIES THIS IS THREE DOG
BOW WOW YOUR VOICE IN THE DARKNESS. OR AT LEAST, THE RADIATION.
AND HEEEREEEE'S MEEE HAHAHA WITH THE NEWZ
TODAY'S WEATHER EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT WITH A CHANCE OF DISMEMBERMENT
TUNE IN LATER FOR OUR FIVE DAY FOUR-CAST
AAND NOW A SUPER IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DON'T FEED THE YAO GUAI! THAT IS ALL.
NOW, SOME MUSIC.


also pandora wont let me listen cause im not from the usa baww


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FUCK THE USA!
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Yeah! Fuck The U.S-

Hey wait a minute!

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Yeah! Fuck The U.S

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